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I went on a 1 day course this week and the trainer asked us to write our names for the certificate and whatever we wanted to be called for the day on our name badge sticker. The bloke next to me was called Colin, he wrote that for the certificate but on the name badge he wrote 'cocoa'!!

 

I must admit he did not look like a cocoa but that is what we called him that day. Not sure if anyone else ever has but just wondered what nickname you wish you had?:)

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I've had stage names in the past for bands and when I was wrestling.

 

My stage name for music was DJ Lexie (or DJ Super Lexie) and my wrestling names were Ricardo Del Love and Symbol.

 

I'm a bit beyond wishing for nicknames now but they do call me 'Big Arms' at work (as an ex wrestler I'm sure it's not hard to work out why)

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My name is (almost) my name but.... (Baehr - believe it!)

 

Rupert? A failed nickname.

 

Refuse, Keith John and I were at Aviemore. We decided we needed alternate names. 'Keith' wanted to be known as 'Bradley' (which, we later found out was his middle name. :hihi_

 

He was 'Brad, the trainee Gynaecologist.

 

I was 'Roger Bacon, a taxidermist.'

 

Nick Refuse (who was pi88ed at the time) introduced me to the lady he was with - and to the father of the young lady I was escorting using the following words: (Bear in mid I was supposed to be 'Roger Bacon, a taxidermist' (there were indeed embedded italian supositories [innuendos]

 

'This is Rupert Bear, he f***S pigs.' (What happened to Roger Bacon and Taxidermy then? - About as subtle as an Englishman!

 

I no longer fu*k pigs (I really thought it would be a good idea if I gave that habit up immediately, particularly as my ladies' dad hadn't kicked my head in.)

 

I've been Rupert Baehr (may as well use your own, I suppose) for 40-odd years.

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I went on a 1 day course this week and the trainer asked us to write our names for the certificate and whatever we wanted to be called for the day on our name badge sticker. The bloke next to me was called Colin, he wrote that for the certificate but on the name badge he wrote 'cocoa'!!

 

I must admit he did not look like a cocoa but that is what we called him that day. Not sure if anyone else ever has but just wondered what nickname you wish you had?:)

 

You mean he didn't have a red nose and size 26 feet lol

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