Which country should we invade, that we have never invaded before?

[SiSiSi]

We didn't exactly invade Australia, we just found it a convenient place to dump undesirables. I reckon we still ought to be doing it.

[frededwards]

The Crimean war, cannons to the left of us etc. We also sent troops to help the anti-communists during the Bolshevik revolution.

 

The Crimea is in Ukraine.

[Rupert_Baehr]

Invade the Channel Islands. You've never done that.

 

When they invaded you in 1066, you were whupped decisively.

 

Perhaps it's time for a repeat performance?

 

As a Channel Islander, I can be required to fight on 3 occasions:

 

1. To protect the person of my Liege Lord, Elizabeth, Duke of Normandy.

2. To protect the family of my Liege Lord.

3. To invade England. ... We've done that before.

 

But if you went after us, how would you do it?

 

Whose Army, Navy and Air Force would you use?

 

Those of Our Liege Lord (The Royal Navy, the Army and Her Majesty's Royal Air Force) are already committed on the other side. - Our side.

 

I don't know who you could attack really.

 

Wales?- Isn't that Charlie?

Cornwall? - the Camel?

 

You'd be hard pushed to find somebody you could beat without the Forces of My Liege Lord.

[Harleyman]

The Isle of Dogs. Rumour has it that the island has been usurped by hundreds of feral cats

[pretty_big]

can we not invade Leeds thats certainly a different land

[Anna Glypta]

Portugal is rather nice.

[southcoast]

Ukraine cus the women are gorgeous.

[scottcross]

Yes I quite fancy Monaco but Liechtenstein would do just as well

 

Monaco yes ,nice and warm there , Liechenstein no bloody freezing when i went last year.

[scottcross]

Monaco yes ,nice and warm there , Liechenstein no bloody freezing when i went last year.

Belarus would be top of my list so you dont have to pay the rip off visa charges to visit the country.

[andygardener]

Vatican City. Loads of valuable stuff to loot and only guarded by a few hundred swiss guys in pantomime costumes. <comic book guy>Most profitable war ever</comic book guy>.

 

Plus we can justify it internationally as merely an extension of the nonce probe into he who cannot be mentioned.