Which country should we invade, that we have never invaded before?

[JFKvsNixon]

The Crimea is in Ukraine.

 

It was very much part of the Russian Empire when we invaded.

[Harleyman]

Invade the Channel Islands. You've never done that.

 

When they invaded you in 1066, you were whupped decisively.

 

Perhaps it's time for a repeat performance?

 

As a Channel Islander, I can be required to fight on 3 occasions:

 

1. To protect the person of my Liege Lord, Elizabeth, Duke of Normandy.

2. To protect the family of my Liege Lord.

3. To invade England. ... We've done that before.

 

But if you went after us, how would you do it?

 

Whose Army, Navy and Air Force would you use?

 

Those of Our Liege Lord (The Royal Navy, the Army and Her Majesty's Royal Air Force) are already committed on the other side. - Our side.

 

I don't know who you could attack really.

 

Wales?- Isn't that Charlie?

Cornwall? - the Camel?

 

You'd be hard pushed to find somebody you could beat without the Forces of My Liege Lord.

 

I heard that the Channels Islands have a standing force of 2 Sopwith Camels, the original boat from the African Queen movie armed with a Gatling gun and six troopers, one currently on medical leave and another AWOL

[Draggletail]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/history/9653497/British-have-invaded-nine-out-of-ten-countries-so-look-out-Luxembourg.html

 

 

 

The countries we have never invaded are;

 

Andorra

Belarus

Bolivia

Burundi

Central African Republic

Chad

Congo, Republic of

Guatemala

Ivory Coast

Kyrgyzstan

Liechtenstein

Luxembourg

Mali

Marshall Islands

Monaco

Mongolia

Paraguay

Sao Tome and Principe

Sweden

Tajikistan

Uzbekistan

Vatican City

Is this gratuitous invading just for the sake of invading because we've never done it before are you hoping to build affordable housing there for us all?

[Longcol]

Shouldn't we just bomb Leeds?

[JFKvsNixon]

Shouldn't we just bomb L**ds?

 

Agreed.....

[rainbow2411]

Monaco yes ,nice and warm there , Liechenstein no bloody freezing when i went last year.

 

Oh Liechenstein is such a nice name

 

So lets make our next conquest Guatemala, the home of the best maid in the world ever, Agador Spartacus, now that would be fun

[Jeffrey Shaw]

Or Ecuador?

As that Mr Assange finds its embassy so much to his liking, maybe 'we' should.

[Jeffrey Shaw]

This is pretty spurious. according to the report we have invaded a number of countries that didn't exist until recently.

Yes- e.g. South Sudan.

[Swampster]

I vote Sweden, we should do a reverse viking invasion on them as revenge!

 

*insert some sterotypical comment about oversexed blonde swedish women*

[geared]

We could dump all of our un-used Ikea furniture there while we're at it.