Swampster Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 I don't mind if you delete our 'conversation' - quick, before anybody notices Too late I noticed!... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeteMorris Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 I'm just the same as anyone...HUMAN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denomis Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 I want the job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andygardener Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Total waste of time con job. Having gone for the interview it turns out it's commission only, you only get paid for successful assassinations and you have to pay your own bus fare to the hit site, which could be anywhere in the world. Some of the guys working there are only getting 2 or 3 targets a month and after expenses are coming out with less than £500 a month! The special watch turned out to be a 1980s Casio calculator watch and you only get a mini submarine if you exceed the targets for murdering enemies of the state that are set so high that only a handful of hired killers ever achieve it. Total rip off. Plus on the field trial day I went on the sniper rifle I'd been given to kill a North Korean diplomat in Kensington jammed, twice, and the jolt sent the sight out of line so I ended up shooting a traffic warden by accident. Complete waste of time and money, avoid these people. If the DWP want to maintain credibility they need to properly vet organisations instead of allowing these commission only con jobs to advertise on their systems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XXTickerXX Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 You get one of these thrown in though... http://www.amazon.co.uk/Wenger-Swiss-Army-Giant-Knife/dp/B000R0JDSI/ref=sr_1_2?s=diy&ie=UTF8&qid=1353779438&sr=1-2 Read the reviews... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chem1st Posted November 24, 2012 Author Share Posted November 24, 2012 Total waste of time con job. Having gone for the interview it turns out it's commission only, you only get paid for successful assassinations and you have to pay your own bus fare to the hit site, which could be anywhere in the world. Some of the guys working there are only getting 2 or 3 targets a month and after expenses are coming out with less than £500 a month! The special watch turned out to be a 1980s Casio calculator watch and you only get a mini submarine if you exceed the targets for murdering enemies of the state that are set so high that only a handful of hired killers ever achieve it. Total rip off. Plus on the field trial day I went on the sniper rifle I'd been given to kill a North Korean diplomat in Kensington jammed, twice, and the jolt sent the sight out of line so I ended up shooting a traffic warden by accident. Complete waste of time and money, avoid these people. If the DWP want to maintain credibility they need to properly vet organisations instead of allowing these commission only con jobs to advertise on their systems. F91-W the bomb makers favourite! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-13194733 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carosio Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 You get one of these thrown in though... http://www.amazon.co.uk/Wenger-Swiss-Army-Giant-Knife/dp/B000R0JDSI/ref=sr_1_2?s=diy&ie=UTF8&qid=1353779438&sr=1-2 Read the reviews... Very nice, but not as nice as this Norfolk Knife by Joseph Rogers: http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://straightrazorplace.com/attachments/razors/107362d1348277518-magazine-article-day-sheffield-cutlery-works-1844-norfolk-knife.bmp&imgrefurl=http://straightrazorplace.com/razors/88421-magazine-article-day-sheffield-cutlery-works-1844-a.html&h=400&w=233&sz=274&tbnid=td5EwRBmRIyk9M:&tbnh=90&tbnw=52&zoom=1&usg=__vz8IGEloKKhq7XFZ3IZS-UtSXvU=&docid=DwuKGV_NjM5XEM&sa=X&ei=gBCxUKoVydCEB7jugIgM&ved=0CF0Q9QEwCQ&dur=521 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vague_Boy Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 Too late I noticed!... Another one going on ze list. I want the job. It's steady work with good opportunities for travel. Social aspects are a bit lacking though. Plus you must be prepared to spend a lot of time in a black SUV. it turns out it's commission only, you only get paid for successful assassinations and you have to pay your own bus fare to the hit site Insurance rates must be crippling as well. Once again government red tape and excessive health & safety regulations are hampering the efforts of the small-scale entrepreneur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SportsTrophy Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 You can also try https://www.sis.gov.uk/careers.html If you need to brush up on your skills I,m running the 2013 alpha male competition next year. Winners get a full paid holiday in a hot sunny place called I got Stan or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longcol Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 Jobcentre advertises for 'hitman' to kill undesirables for the Government after staff fail to notice it was a fake. No, it's real - you're quite near the top of the list. http://stripgenerator.com/booklet/3039/freemen-on-the-land/ You might have noticed truthlogic hasn't posted for months, we don't let vResistance out much these days and MAC33 had better watch out once the budget stretches to fares to Australia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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