PeteMorris Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 When I was little I used to read the word 'pedestrian' crossing, as 'peder-strain'. Fortunately, I didn't read it out loud! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms Macbeth Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 When someone who has a prostate problem is described as it being 'his prostrate' So they have a condition that makes them lie down do they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeteMorris Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 When someone who has a prostate problem is described as it being 'his prostrate' So they have a condition that makes them lie down do they? I suppose one might be the result of the other! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bloke Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 When I was little I used to read the word 'pedestrian' crossing, as 'peder-strain'. Fortunately, I didn't read it out loud! Now why am I not surprised to find Mr Motivator on this Fred? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeteMorris Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Now why am I not surprised to find Mr Motivator on this Fred? I have to have my daily fix of "That's not what I wrote"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeteMorris Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Oh and then there's the bloke with his finger on the botton. George Bush with his classic nucilear weapons, instead of 'nuclear'!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plain Talker Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 What about those who say Chimbley(chimney). Chimbley is a well-known dialectical word, mostly used in Lancashire. ---------- Post added 29-11-2012 at 18:45 ---------- Oh and then there's the bloke with his finger on the botton. George Bush with his classic nucilear weapons, instead of 'nuclear'!!! I suppose, if Dubya could read, he'd have borrowed books from the "libarry" (a-la Homer Simpson). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OwlsChick Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 The husband says binoclears instead of binoculars...Muppet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Chimbley is a well-known dialectical word, mostly used in Lancashire. ---------- Post added 29-11-2012 at 18:45 ---------- I suppose, if Dubya could read, he'd have borrowed books from the "libarry" (a-la Homer Simpson). I heard someone broke into his library and stole his book. The sad thing was he hadn't finished colouring it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosyRat Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Oh, seckertries carrying hambags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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