Plain Talker Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 "Their cat run up our entry" - a distant relative.. In our family it was that "their cat pee'd up our entry! lol "Up shah's a**e on't second shelf" was the answer given when you asked where something was. In our house it was "Up 't pig's backside on't second shelf" When someone had the bad manners to trump in company it was"Call out Brown your through!",or "Stand up Brown for Talking!"or "Is that you Brown?".Another one"It,l take a lot o glue to stick that back together!":thumbsup: My mum had quite coarse comments when wind was broken... *cough* if it smelt badly, it was "I should wipe me ar$e and call that one a $--t if I were you!" or "God! Anyone that tekks two sniffs o' that is a greedy beggar!" If She had made the bad smell, herself, it was "Eh, tek deep breaths and it'll soon go away!" My dad's response, on breaking wind was "Good Ar$e!" Chez Talker it's "More tea, Vicar...?" "No thanks, it makes me fart!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grinder Posted December 18, 2012 Author Share Posted December 18, 2012 When someone did some thing considered strange - "This nowt so queer as folk ".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sined15712 Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 In the sixties when a girl waked past with a mini skirt on my mam said. Look at her showing off mondays washin .:o:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sand_dollars Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 My gran when she farted used to say wheres them ducks lololololol:hihi::hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
handypandy Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 My grandad, described a local woman with suspect morals, as the Christmas Gal. Christmas Gal?? "Yes son.........Goodwill to all men" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grinder Posted December 19, 2012 Author Share Posted December 19, 2012 My granddad never went to the Doctors, it was always the Quacks ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potlegs Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 I was told if I cried "If tha dunt shurrup rooaring I'll gi thi summat to rooar for!" Asking what was for tea often got "A run 'roun' table an a kick up pantry dooar" And please tell me what (if you were dirty) "Thar't colour o' cats cods!" meant? We used their cat p'd up our entry when we couldn't remember the way the families were connected. ---------- Post added 19-12-2012 at 09:25 ---------- My gran when she farted used to say wheres them ducks lololololol:hihi::hihi: My Dad used to say "Gerrart an walk!" Also sitting in the car we were always told to "sit back and have a longer ride". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lushcannon Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 get down off t'top o' that phone box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grinder Posted December 19, 2012 Author Share Posted December 19, 2012 Tha's got wrong end ot stick ageeon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hillsbro Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 ...And please tell me what (if you were dirty) "Thar't colour o' cats cods!" meant?...Well, for reasons of good taste I won't be too specific, but here is a clue.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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