sand_dollars Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 My grandad, described a local woman with suspect morals, as the Christmas Gal. Christmas Gal?? "Yes son.........Goodwill to all men" I remember Keith lemm an avid church goer saying once about the ladies of the night she`s had more ***** than a second hand dart board I never did get that till later on in life :hihi::hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blues1 Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 I remember Keith lemm an avid church goer saying once about the ladies of the night she`s had more ***** than a second hand dart board I never did get that till later on in life :hihi::hihi: That surprises me cos your dad used to say "Whose thar been we at back coil oil agean " after seeing your sooty knickers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sand_dollars Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 That surprises me cos your dad used to say "Whose thar been we at back coil oil agean " after seeing your sooty knickers lolol you cheeky bugger Its ok I dont take offence at anything you say If i did you would feel my foot up your arse lololololol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigeon Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Tha's got wrong end ot stick ageeon... STORY OF MY LIFE>> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blues1 Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 lolol you cheeky bugger Its ok I dont take offence at anything you say If i did you would feel my foot up your arse lololololol hmm sounds interesting, ive always thought of myself as a try anything once type of guy:roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bypassblade Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Yep - same at our house. Here's a photo of Alfalfa - a character played by the child actor Carl Switzer. I'm not old enough to have seen Alfalfa at the pictures (honest I'm not...) but he was in the Our Gang comedy films.. Oh Hillsbro' used to love Little Rascals, Alfalfa, Buckwheat, Spanky and all the others they were brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grinder Posted December 19, 2012 Author Share Posted December 19, 2012 If thi brains were gunpowder, thi wunt be anuff to blow thi cap off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plain Talker Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 If thi brains were gunpowder, thi wunt be anuff to blow thi cap off... or "blow thi' nose!" Another one was:- "If brains were chocolate, you wouldn't have enough to fill a smartie!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JACK HEWITT Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Cheer up Tha lucks as tho thas lost a bob an found a tanner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grinder Posted December 20, 2012 Author Share Posted December 20, 2012 Ave never trusted im, is eyes are too close together... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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