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My Gran used to have a massive plant, they are virtually indestructible; she used to water it with left over tea from the pot, always said that was the "secret" of its good condition!

 

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My Gran had a plant called "Mother-in Laws tongue" it was supposed to be poisonous..It was similar to Aspidestra...Sometimes called "The Snake Plant"
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My Gran used to have a massive plant, they are virtually indestructible; she used to water it with left over tea from the pot, always said that was the "secret" of its good condition!

 

:huh:

I thought you may remember this.....

 

BIGGEST ASPIDESTRA IN THE WORLD

(Connor/H/H)

Gracie Fields

 

 

For years we had an aspidestra in a flower pot

On the whatnot, near the hatstand, in the hall

It didn’t seem to grow till one day our brother Joe

Had a notion that he’d make it strong and tall

So he’s crossed it with an acorn from an oak tree

And he’s planted it against the garden wall

 

It shot up like a rocket till it nearly reached the sky

It’s the biggest aspidestra in the world

We couldn’t see the top of it, it got so bloomin’ high

It’s the biggest aspidestra in the world

When father’s had a snoot-full at his pub “The Bunch of Grapes”

He doesn’t go all fighting-mad and getting into scrapes – oh no

You’ll find him in his bare skin playing Tarzan of the Apes

On the biggest aspidestra in the world

 

We have to get it watered by the local fire brigade

So they put the water rates up half a crown

The roots top up the drains, grow along the country lanes

And they come up half a mile outside the town

 

Once we had an auditorium for a hothouse

But a jealous rival went and burnt it down

The tomcats and their sweethearts love to spend their evenings out

Up the biggest aspidestra in the world

They all begin meeowing when the buds begin to sprout

From the biggest aspidestra in the world

 

The dogs all come around for miles – a lovely sight to see

They sniff around for hours and hours and wag their tails with glee

So I’ve had to put a notice up to say it’s not a tree

It’s the biggest aspidestra in the world

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Baby spider plants in flats in norfolk park, jubblies and ice pops in the dead heat of summer, jusoda pop from Fine Fare so fizzy it must have been liquid nitrogen, the Alpine pop lorry doing the rounds of Frecheville selling American cream soda to unsuspecting 9 years olds, Hillman Imps, kids rolling massive tyres down big hills, these are a few of my favourite things:)

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I remember the potato game. We did it in the playground and it was to decide who was going first in a game or whatever. I also remember a game where we sang 'tomato squash' and pushed each other against the wall, then they was the 'big ship sailed through the alley alley o' and all the skipping games and I also remember the paper game that someone has mentioned on here - also cats cradle, anyone remember that?

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