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Danz123

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Try the helpful people at Kneecap Finance. They offer a flexible range of loans* secured on kneecaps and other vulnerable body parts and their customer service is second to none, their collection agents will call at all times of night and day to ensure your payments are kept up to date. The proof of their service is shown by their loyal customer base, customers who borrowed small sums over a decade ago are still paying them back year after year.

 

*Terms and conditions apply. Your kneecaps or other vulnerable body parts may be at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a loan secured on them. Representative APR, astronomical. We may pass on your details to other criminals who will require you to hide drugs or weapons for them. If you would prefer them not to contact you please tick here and we'll mention it to them when we hand your details over. Kneecap Finance is a trading style of Big Larry.

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Stop lying all of you, they do not go around breaking anyone's legs !

 

They will however give you ridiculous interest rates and pretty much never leave you alone if you get involved with them, go to a credit union !

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agree with sheffield credit union they do have funds for certain things they are on commercial st in town mon tues wed 9-3 fri 9-3 and think they are open sat morning

mislaid paperwork that i had

please do not use a loan shark as they are even more deadly that the legal ones ie payday loans keep well clear

is there any way that you could get a 0% balance transfer on a credit card

if you can watch last night super scrimpers on 4d as was a piece on this

 

---------- Post added 12-03-2013 at 19:17 ----------

 

please avoid provident like the plague as once they get to you they will never leave you alone and their interest rates are fantastic took me six months to get a friend of mine away from them

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