melthebell Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Link ? Or have you just made that up. errrrrm no, its all true i tells thee either that or killer klowns from outer space are coming, with killer popcorn and candy floss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky_Gibbon Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 yes and its gonna hit us and is gonna infect us with mutant alien zombie virus that will turn us all into zombies I really must watch Night Of The Comet again soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cohensmum Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Going to have the last piece of cake...just incase its roy orbison for us all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pecsaetan Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 errrrrm no, its all true i tells thee either that or killer klowns from outer space are coming, with killer popcorn and candy floss Damn, best put my hands over my eyes so they can't see me. ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retep Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 The Mayans have just took their socks off and found they've got an extra toe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxy lady Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 I'm off to light up a few Chinese lanterns and scare the bejesus out of folks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cohensmum Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 I'm off to light up a few Chinese lanterns and scare the bejesus out of folks. Almost wet myself at this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quisquose Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 I really must watch Night Of The Comet again soon. There's a couple of reasons why I always preferred the vampires in a comet film Lifeforce. Can't quite remember what they were though ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPERDREAM Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Wait for it..........wait for it. Its coming, and will probably go as thus...... I was cycling down Penistone Rd, at a steady 18mph, when suddenly a huge asteroid landed straight in front of me WITH NO LIGHTS ON !!!!. I was so startled by this invasion on my hallowed cycle route that I swerved to miss it, causing me to fall off and graze my elbow. The fear and distress I experienced was so great that I actually lost control of my anal nerve, and began to pass wind perfusely. This massive escape of non toxic gas caused my pink lycra suit to swell and begin to expand, and before I could say "Bradly Wiggins", I began to float upwards and began drifting towards the highway. Just as I approached the road, Superdream was driving his big silly lorry past me, and beeped his horn to startle me even more. At that point the gases had began to deplete, and I gently floated to the ground, managing to land on my feet. I turned and glared at Superdream, and tutted and huffed, then made my way back to my claude-butler, in a jaunty fashion, of course. Had it not been for the good grace of the unlit asteroid landing in front of me, I wouldnt have had the chance to glare and tut at Superdream in his big silly lorry, even though he was selfishly delivering milk to Tesco at the time. It just goes to show that even when an asteroid hits earth in this manner, cycles are much more important on the roads than anyone else, especially big silly lorries making silly deliveries to supermarkets. Signed; A Burke, Cyclist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rupert_Baehr Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 What've you been taking, Lance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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