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Even then you have mispelt it!

 

Trust you! Read the other posts!

 

---------- Post added 21-02-2013 at 14:00 ----------

 

And why is 'dyslexia' so hard to spell?

 

And why is infinitesimal such a big word? And why is big such a small word?...etc...etc

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What words can you see, write and speak that just look all wrong even though when you say it sounds right.

 

My word is...

 

Colonel - Why not just say Kernel instead as that is how you pronounce it anyway.

Dont understand you ,it is pronounced kernel so thats how you say it

 

---------- Post added 21-02-2013 at 14:03 ----------

 

In theory then, we should call it Wensday, like Sheffield Wensday.

 

Same as for...

 

Cough - Why not just say coff.

 

Plough - Plaw sounds better.

 

Laugh - Having a laff sounds more like it.

Again we do say coff and laff whats your point ?

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Colonel - Why not just say Kernel instead as that is how you pronounce it anyway.

 

It used to be "coronel" from the Spanish word; the spelling was changed to follow the Italian form, but the pronunciation didn't change.

 

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/752/why-is-colonel-pronounced-kernel

 

---------- Post added 21-02-2013 at 14:37 ----------

 

Hahaha...I have to admit I don't often have the need to write the word diarrhea very often (bugger just had to look it up)....:hihi::hihi:

 

Note to the teacher:

 

Dear Mrs Smith,

 

Please excuse my son's absence on Monday. He had diare(crossed out)

diahreo(crossed out) diarre(crossed out) diarhr(crossed out) the sh*ts.

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It used to be "coronel" from the Spanish word; the spelling was changed to follow the Italian form, but the pronunciation didn't change.

 

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/752/why-is-colonel-pronounced-kernel

 

---------- Post added 21-02-2013 at 14:37 ----------

 

 

Note to the teacher:

 

Dear Mrs Smith,

 

Please excuse my son's absence on Monday. He had diare(crossed out)

diahreo(crossed out) diarre(crossed out) diarhr(crossed out) the sh*ts.

 

I used to substitute it with "an upset tummy"...when I wrote notes for my kids! :hihi:

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I used to substitute it with "an upset tummy"...when I wrote notes for my kids! :hihi:

 

I'm surprised that you have kids, knowing you have a remote-controlled helicopter.

My testicles were liquidized last week in a spectacular mid-air collision. My nose seems to be recovering though, although I can't see it through the Elastoplasts.

I can still breathe though ... that's the main thing.

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I'm surprised that you have kids, knowing you have a remote-controlled helicopter.

My testicles were liquidized last week in a spectacular mid-air collision. My nose seems to be recovering though, although I can't see it through the Elastoplasts.

I can still breathe though ... that's the main thing.

 

What were your tentacles doing in mid air!!!!!! :wow:...Are you built different to the rest of us? :hihi::hihi:

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