Jason Bourne Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 Absolutely, blokes these days have a rough time of it if you ask me, poor saps. It's not enough that they marry them, go on the honeymoon, set up home and have kids, none of which if you asked them they really want to do. All so that after a few years the woman can say, "I'm not happy anymore" You're not happy anymore? OH REALLY!! HERE! Let me cut off my arms and legs so you can use them as oars to row away from this sinking ship! That is so true^^^^^ You meet her, you marry her, then she spends the next few years changing you into what SHE wants you to be. And when that's done, when her little 'project' is finished, when you've left all your friends behind because she doesn't want you seeing them, then she's all "You're not the person I married" and leaves, taking your house with her. Angry? Me? I'M BLOODY FURIOUS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sedith Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 Marriage is like a one armed bandit ... the more you put into it, the more disappointments you get! ... look around for a new relationship and let the loser go to the pub!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FACEBOOK Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 That is so true^^^^^ You meet her, you marry her, then she spends the next few years changing you into what SHE wants you to be. And when that's done, when her little 'project' is finished, when you've left all your friends behind because she doesn't want you seeing them, then she's all "You're not the person I married" and leaves, taking your house with her. Angry? Me? I'M BLOODY FURIOUS Text book! So glad I avoided all that nonsense, talk about dodging a bullet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smithy266 Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 Glad you had a good night out, and hope you have made plans for more. I always ask MrsSmithy266 how her evenings out were, and usually wait up for her to get back home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FACEBOOK Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 Glad you had a good night out, and hope you have made plans for more. I always ask MrsSmithy266 how her evenings out were, and usually wait up for her to get back home. Tick tock tick tock tick tock do you know what that sound is Smithy? That's the sound of the clock counting down the minutes until your wife decides to tell you she's met someone else on her nights out and you need to hit the road jack, and don't you come back no more no more no more no more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smithy266 Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 Haha! You have not seen the wife mate! Se always rushes back home! Knows she is on to a good thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FACEBOOK Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 Haha! You have not seen the wife mate! Se always rushes back home! Knows she is on to a good thing! So is the wife a state then? or are you extraordinarily handsome? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smithy266 Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 Yep, all her pals are jealous of her, haha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FACEBOOK Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 yep, all her pals are jealous of her, haha! scoreeeeeeeeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cressida Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 Does anyone on this thread actually enjoy being married - apart from Smithy - and do couples go out together any more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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