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Tony Blair, a heaven sent prodigy


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Well in the light of polishing up history, so only the brightest face shines, hiding the not so bright side, one can now start to get ready for the funeral of Tony Blair.

 

His corpse paraded through the street, cannons a firing, 1000 gun salute, mourners a weeping, politicians and other dignitaries also weeping, but unfortunately crocodile tears, to a heroic leader, who followed his beliefs. A man of true courage, willing to ditch public opinion, to follow where his conscience led him.

 

The result of his conscience appears to lead to J.P.Morgan where his ideals, convictions (personal not war, which have not yet been qualified) beliefs were it seems enhanced through capital wealth. Like the Phoenix rising, he left government and arose a multimillionaire, almost overnight, as those that benefited from his beliefs, paid homage, in dollars of course..

 

So get your handkerchiefs ready, polish shoes and prepare for the next biggest reinvention of what media, politicians and world leaders accept to be, a great man, great politician, perfect liar, manipulator, whose love for millions, and belief for peace in the troubled Middle East, made him iconic.

 

It will be a funeral to even eclipse that of the queen, Thatcher, and all others before as he is deified, and even the Pope might make him a saint. ( On conformation the agreed sum is paid for, and cleared before his demise) So let us look forward to saint Tony Blair, and realise how proud we all are to be British and him one of us. Where would we be without his pursuit of war against the third world, just imagine how he saved the corporate military complex from disaster, as after the fall of the USSR there were no real enemies to justify ripping off the taxpayers. He saved the western world, Hail, Saint Tony!!!!!

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It will be a funeral to even eclipse that of the queen, Thatcher, and all others before as he is deified, and even the Pope might make him a saint. ( On conformation the agreed sum is paid for, and cleared before his demise) So let us look forward to saint Tony Blair, and realise how proud we all are to be British and him one of us.

 

Many a true word said in jest :hihi:

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