adamf Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 Trolls steal the left ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harleyman Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 The mystery where socks go is one thing but another mystery is why after spending hours outdoors and never having the urge to take a leak I have to dash to the john to take one as soon as I get home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaliRichard Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 I have to make sure the tumble dryer is emptied as soon as it's done. My dog can open the door, he then rummages through the clothes and removes my socks to play with. There is a definate correlation between my missing socks and the dog's increasing number of socks. He's not too bothered if they are in pairs or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffrey Shaw Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 Didn't President Clinton have a pet cat called 'socks'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allsystem Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 i agree buy all the same socks , i think the disspearing socks may be that they end up inside other garments and when put out to dry they blow lose and blow over the neibours fence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FACEBOOK Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 i don't wear socks, I go commando. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vague_Boy Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 None, I throw them away after they're worn. I wear mine for 30 days straight, then burn them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampent Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Didn't President Clinton have a pet cat called 'socks'? He an ex friend who 'socked' him yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffrey Shaw Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Here's a very old Spanish joke- really!- which I quote from http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/bella/?num=10&start=10- (but I heard it at school some decades ago). A Mexican visiting the United States goes into a store to buy a pair of socks. He speaks no English and the clerk doesn’t know a word of Spanish. Through pantomime, the Mexican tries to explain what he needs, without much success. The clerk brings out shoes, then tries sneakers, then slippers, then laces, all to no avail. Finally, he brings out a pair of socks and the Mexican exclaims, “Eso si que es!” [=that is it] Says the exasperated clerk, “Well, for crying out loud. If you could spell it, why didn’t you say so in the first place”? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isabelle Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 I have to make sure the tumble dryer is emptied as soon as it's done. My dog can open the door, he then rummages through the clothes and removes my socks to play with. There is a definate correlation between my missing socks and the dog's increasing number of socks. He's not too bothered if they are in pairs or not. I once made the mistake of throwing an old balled up sock with holes in at my dog, after that he thought they were all toys and used to steal them from the laundry basket if I left the clean washing within his reach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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