Bethsmummy Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 Mummy & daddy's birthday next week & instead of the obligatory bottle of Whiskey & box of chocolates I thought I'd get them a nice hardwood garden set to sit out on, on these wonderfully warm British summer evenings we are blessed with Then in my infinite wisdom I thought I'd have them a plaque made for each of their respective chairs. I was thinking something silly but I've got writers block. Just wanting a witty two liner. Can anyone think of someting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alchresearch Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 Some come here to sit and think Others come here to sh.... Ah, that's really more suitable for a toilet cubicle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bethsmummy Posted April 17, 2013 Author Share Posted April 17, 2013 Made me giggle Something similar but without the **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAAB_ Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 "Dont come a knockin if you see this furniture rockin" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bethsmummy Posted April 17, 2013 Author Share Posted April 17, 2013 "Dont come a knockin if you see this furniture rockin" & this is why the forum needs a like button. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bloom Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 It's not the chair creakin', it's me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeteMorris Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 A place to rest But don't forget your thermal vest! Apt for our summers I'd say! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Bourne Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 Is there anything your mum and dad still tease you about after all these years? Mine would go something like: Dear Mum and Dad I'm sorry I set fire to the house when I was six years old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bloom Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 Phew! The Grandkids have gone home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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