Rampent Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Dunno, but count me in ! I'm gonna take along a flask and sandwiches. Yep! I'm bringing my own beer and rotted cake and I will ask him for 26 notes :D ---------- Post added 19-07-2013 at 22:02 ---------- I'll tell him I a coeliac, vegan and I only want a glass of water(filtered) and use of the lav. He might lose the plot with that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boothybabe Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Whilst adorned in Paramo, B2 boots and walking poles. More like Jacamo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banjodeano Posted July 19, 2013 Author Share Posted July 19, 2013 When is the unofficial forum meet then? I really want to visit this place!! Dunno, but count me in ! I'm gonna take along a flask and sandwiches. I'll tell him I a coeliac, vegan and I only want a glass of water(filtered) and use of the lav. Hey...you guys can laugh, but seriously, the guy is disturbed, he would flip his lid at 20ish customers only spending looses change :suspect: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampent Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Hey...you guys can laugh, but seriously, the guy is disturbed, he would flip his lid at 20ish customers only spending looses change :suspect: Have you got a good camera phone banjo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banjodeano Posted July 19, 2013 Author Share Posted July 19, 2013 Have you got a good camera phone banjo? Yeah Ramps i have... tell you what, i will sit down the street drinking in a half decent cafe and will film it all when you all turn up and he throws a fit :hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megalithic Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Yeah Ramps i have... tell you what, i will sit down the street drinking in a half decent cafe and will film it all when you all turn up and he throws a fit :hihi: Bags a split of the YBF proceeds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampent Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Bags a split of the YBF proceeds. And me! The youlubes hits would make us all millionhairs!! ---------- Post added 19-07-2013 at 22:53 ---------- Yeah Ramps i have... tell you what, i will sit down the street drinking in a half decent cafe and will film it all when you all turn up and he throws a fit :hihi: :hihi: Make sure the battery is well charged!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairyworld14 Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Might join you & say , Can I have a skinny Latte & just be a blonde & then say I need a bowl of fresh strawberries with Cornish Cream . ---------- Post added 19-07-2013 at 22:56 ---------- Oh & I might say have you got change for a 50 squid note Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phanerothyme Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 The trick is to go in in ones and twos and fill up the cafe with what he thinks are all completely unconnected tourists. Then you can really freak him out in unison, by synchronising your tea drinking and scone munching, or something. Or meet up in a nearby pub and send people in with concealed cameraphones to ask for ever more outlandish food when he complains that they can't just buy a cup of tea. Of course, this could be legitimately viewed as deliberate mental torture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampent Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Might join you & say , Can I have a skinny Latte & just be a blonde & then say I need a bowl of fresh strawberries with Cornish Cream . ---------- Post added 19-07-2013 at 22:56 ---------- Oh & I might say have you got change for a 50 squid note :hihi: Need a really fit lady to walk in wearing a rubber mini skirt and stick to this script . . 'Hello! Could I have a nice tea and some scones and whatever you recomend? My boyfriend just dumped me - I have over 1 thousand pounds cash on me, winks, I'm so horny as well' And then see what happens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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