skinz Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Buy some railway sleepers. Tie it to the sleepers and push it out on a lake (Rovver Valley) Wait until it's midway then fire lighted arrows at it. Preferably with blasting out in the background. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinfoilhat Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Buy some railway sleepers. Tie it to the sleepers and push it out on a lake (Rovver Valley) Wait until it's midway then fire lighted arrows at it. Preferably with blasting out in the background. :hihi: Do this, you really must do this. At night preferably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jane123 Posted August 20, 2013 Author Share Posted August 20, 2013 Thanks for those of you giving constructive comments. Comedians? Don't give up your day job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudds1 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Put it on ebay as spares or repair. Corsa,s fetch good money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenyGreen Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Put it on ebay as spares or repair. Corsa,s fetch good money P&P might be quite high though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denomis Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 A Corsa? why not give it a grand finale. Drive to Flamborough Head, and then push it off a cliff You'll get a few hits on You Tube Just make sure nobody is sunbathing below Now if he could drive the car why would he not keep running it? Cambelt gone = car no go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyLover Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Ah! I loved my Corsa, which was my first car. It was over ten years old when I took part in the scrappage scheme, which meant I got £2,000 off the cost of a new car. Not bad considering I only cost me £1000 and had been running it for 5 years with no problems at all! Just before I was due to take it in for exchange, the drivers seat collapsed and I had to take it in to the garage whilst leaning over to the side, shoulder pressed against the window! Pity they don't have the scrappage scheme now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinz Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Thanks for those of you giving constructive comments. Comedians? Don't give up your day job No more hilarious than "RIP"...For a tonne of metal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Cid Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Pity they don't have the scrappage scheme now Dont push it, its put the country into debt; but that is ok because nothing is more important than our cars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jane123 Posted August 21, 2013 Author Share Posted August 21, 2013 Ah! I loved my Corsa, which was my first car. It was over ten years old when I took part in the scrappage scheme, which meant I got £2,000 off the cost of a new car. Not bad considering I only cost me £1000 and had been running it for 5 years with no problems at all! Just before I was due to take it in for exchange, the drivers seat collapsed and I had to take it in to the garage whilst leaning over to the side, shoulder pressed against the window! Pity they don't have the scrappage scheme now Brilliant - Yes its a shame the scrappage scheme was scrapped!! Never mind - just looking round now for a new runabout, think I might have found one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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