Male topic only

[Janus]

I’m no longer in my 20s, so this sort of thing does not happen 5 times per day. I’m middle aged, and I woke up this morning around 4am desperately needing to urinate. The problem was rigor mortis had developed in a certain part of my anatomy-and I mean really developed. Now the problem is that rigor is pointing 90 degrees straight out from my body and needs to be at about 45 degrees at least. (Yes, I could have come down stairs and gone in to the garden, but I didn’t want to wake myself up too much at such an early time).

 

For any females reading this, in this state rigor can only point to the ceiling no problem, but it is not possible to go downhill beyond the right angle as described above.

 

It is a difficult situation to find one’s self in, and I’m not sure what the solution is, if indeed there is one. However, I welcome sensible and constructive advice from the experienced members relating to the issue.

 

Thanks

[L00b]

Start by making an appointment to see your GP

[megalithic]

Sit down, lean forwards.

[confuse]

Stop taking viagra

[Waldo]

Can you wee in hand-stand position?

[smithy266]

stand in the bath

[Ghostrider]

Dont worry, I had the same thing years ago. It only lasted about 24 hours..

[deaf andy]

most men experience a 'morning glory', and usually because of an imminent need to urinate, can't remember the exact reason, something like a swollen bladder closing the valve, rather than a hormonal response to arousal.

 

if you can relax enough to start the flow, then it should dissipate. try imagining theresa may naked.

 

don't do a handstand in front of the loo, you've nothing to aim with

 

also, avoid drinks before bedtime.

[angos]

I’m no longer in my 20s, so this sort of thing does not happen 5 times per day. I’m middle aged, and I woke up this morning around 4am desperately needing to urinate. The problem was rigor mortis had developed in a certain part of my anatomy-and I mean really developed. Now the problem is that rigor is pointing 90 degrees straight out from my body and needs to be at about 45 degrees at least. (Yes, I could have come down stairs and gone in to the garden, but I didn’t want to wake myself up too much at such an early time).

 

For any females reading this, in this state rigor can only point to the ceiling no problem, but it is not possible to go downhill beyond the right angle as described above.

 

It is a difficult situation to find one’s self in, and I’m not sure what the solution is, if indeed there is one. However, I welcome sensible and constructive advice from the experienced members relating to the issue.

 

Thanks

 

The bath is a huge target, you simply cannot miss it. You will be relieved in no time at all.

[Jace]

Thora Hurd!