Male topic only

[Mecky]

It's normal and most mean have it. It helps to prevent you from getting er ... soggy sheets. I've heard it called P**s Proud before.

[1heckofaguy]

Thora Hurd!

 

:hihi: that'll do the trick.

[Waldo]

don't do a handstand in front of the loo, you've nothing to aim with

 

One handed hand-stand? Just keep your mouth closed...

[shanes teeth]

Thora Hurd!

 

I find that it is dreaming about Thora Hurd that causes the problem in the first place.

[davyboy]

How big was Mrs Janus's smile of anticipation?

[Ousetunes]

Sit on the toilet in the usual manner and tuck Percy under the rim of the loo seat. It'll keep pressing up against it and you might have to get the missus to put silicone between the loo seat and the edge of the bowl but it should do the trick.

 

Otherwise, put a hammock up over the toilet, lay on it face down until you achieve the correct trajectory.

 

I might write a book about the subject....

[Mister M]

I had this before and whilst it was only temporary it was quite a strange sensation.

I found sitting down on the loo and leaning forward was the solution.

 

I think when a man is erect, there is a natural inhibition to urinate. But if you relax eventally you will be able to go.

 

Hope this helps

[Harleyman]

Dont complain young un. After 70 the morning glory dont last the distance between bed and bog

[megalithic]

I might write a book about the subject....

 

Well why not !

[geared]

Convert the shower room to a full wet room, then you don't need to aim at all - you could just blunder in, eyes still closed and achieve relief.