Now That’s What I Call Volume Two

[Sir_Nigel]

I’ve written a brand new book

I’m hoping you might take a look

Just click on the link

and see what you think –

and imagine the hours it took.

 

You’ll notice how carefully I’m

promoting my writing in rhyme

which should be much better

than sending a letter

or expressing the message in mime.

 

Or hiring a man with a bell -

a Town Crier - to help the thing sell

or hawking my wares

at small village fairs

with a poor hired orphan named Nell

 

(They’d stop and take pity you see

as she lay at my feet with TB.

‘Please purchase my book

for my daughter’s sake - look’

Then I’d slip her ten quid as a fee)

 

Forty one poems for you

- some of ‘em almost brand new.

A quick cheeky note

to briefly promote

Now That’s What I Call Volume Two