Jeffrey Shaw Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 The zoo is just panda-ing to public demand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampent Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 Pandas hate each other, hence no new pandas. Really need a Panda dating agency. And panda porn for the pandas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffrey Shaw Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 Can a panda use a zebra when crossing the road? A peli can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcoblog Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 I was stopped in the street a week or so ago by a nice young lady collecting for WWF ... apparently, it wasn't for my rugged good looks, but rather to tell me what they get up to (as the WWF). I was surprised when she told me that it costs £250.000 each per year to feed the Scottish pandas. Apparently, they're fussy about what kind of bamboo they eat, eschewing European stuff for Chinese! This has to be flown over specially, at massive cost. If they're that picky about their greens, it's hardly surprising that the're not going to procreate whilst the world press has their cameras aimed directly into their bedroom. Maybe some bamboo blinds might not go amiss ... or a bamboo curtain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L00b Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 I was surprised when she told me that it costs £250.000 each per year to feed the Scottish pandas. Apparently, they're fussy about what kind of bamboo they eat, eschewing European stuff for Chinese! This has to be flown over specially, at massive cost.So, what's the carbon footprint of a Scottish Panda? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcoblog Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 So, what's the carbon footprint of a Scottish Panda? I think you know what I'm talking about L00b, I'm referring to the original post ... the pandas at Edinborough Zoo. Namely, Tian Tian and Yang Guang. They're not native of these shores you know. Scottish pandas (per se) became extinct in around 120 AD, after Hadrian found that coating them in burning pitch and chucking them at the Barbarians in slingshots known as trebuchets, was a pretty neat way of keeping the aforementioned Barbarians well south of his ornamental garden wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLASGOWOODS Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Went earlier this year with the missus and her daughter. Queued for ages and finally got to see them.She was asleep,and he was outside doing an enormous crap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frededwards Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 They're not native of these shores you know. Oh, I don't know............Fat belly, two black eyes, if you put them together they fight...................sounds pretty Scottish to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinz Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 It was mistaken for a badger and shot. Sick but ded funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominoes Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/edinburgh-zoo-keepers-insist-giant-2331612 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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