beezerboy Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 S---house poets when they die, should have erected in the sky, a tribute to their entertaining wit , carved for them from solid s---. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steptoad Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 A man's ambition must be small, to write his name on a toilet wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyper Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 all this painting done in vain the phantom bog poet strikes again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old tup Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Twas Christmas day in the workhouse,the workhouse master swore by all his gods"Youll get no Christmas pudding you scruffy lot o sods!.Up jumped an old pauper his face as bold as brass, said"You can keep your Christmas pudding and shove it up your arse!.=William Shakespeare.=allegedly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poison_pen Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Twas Christmas day in the workhouse,the workhouse master swore by all his gods"Youll get no Christmas pudding you scruffy lot o sods!.Up jumped an old pauper his face as bold as brass, said"You can keep your Christmas pudding and shove it up your arse!.=William Shakespeare.=allegedly. If you are reading this notice you are @@@@@@@ at 45 degrees :hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david weston Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 This is bringing out the worst in us ! Bert has won the pools and is giving a barbeque in the garden of his new house to all his old friends after showing them his gold-plated indoor loo, one of whom says, " Hey Bert, haven't you done well, you used to eat in't house and s . . . outside !" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poison_pen Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 This is bringing out the worst in us ! Bert has won the pools and is giving a barbeque in the garden of his new house to all his old friends after showing them his gold-plated indoor loo, one of whom says, " Hey Bert, haven't you done well, you used to eat in't house and s . . . outside !" LOLOL remember if your out side peeing sing so they know your in here I remember the IZAL toilet paper too ouchie didn't aff hurt:gag: ---------- Post added 10-10-2013 at 14:58 ---------- My friend used to have this in her bathroom: The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was In charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up: Brain......... I should be in charge because I run all body functions. Blood........ I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain. Stomach... I should be in charge because I process food to the brain. Legs......... I should be in charge because I take the brain where it Wants to go. Eyes......... I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's going. Asshole.....I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste. All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very mad. To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and Stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever. Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body Day 6 -The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge. *MORAL OF THE STORY: NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE THAT IS IN CHARGE.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manxdeedah Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Sportsman on Cambridge Street had tiled graffiti int bogs. "If Typhoo put the tea in Britain,who put the c**t in Scunthorpe". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poison_pen Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Sportsman on Cambridge Street had tiled graffiti int bogs. "If Typhoo put the tea in Britain,who put the c**t in Scunthorpe". omgeee I LOVE IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwilliamson Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Rotherham art college toilet in the 1960s. 'To be is to do' - Socrates. 'To do is to be' -Satre. 'To do be do be do' - Sinatra. Rotherham was well known for its intellectual sense of humour! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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