Shogun Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Who was Kilroy anyway... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steptoad Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Who was Kilroy anyway... From memory, I believe he was the man who checked the welding on steel panels in a shipyard during either the first or second world war. He wrote "Kilroy was here" on the panels he checked. I'm sure somebody will correct my "facts", if they're wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manxdeedah Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 "Exit signs are ont way out" was another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daffodil123 Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 hark hark the bombs are roaring must be the peas i ate this morning quick quick the lavatory door too late too late it's on the floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyer Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 From memory, I believe he was the man who checked the welding on steel panels in a shipyard during either the first or second world war. He wrote "Kilroy was here" on the panels he checked. I'm sure somebody will correct my "facts", if they're wrong. It would to be the first world war they was all over the place by the second,Kilroy sounds a little amercan always thought it was a yank ???:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Hardie Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 My friend used to have this in her bathroom: The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was In charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up: Brain......... I should be in charge because I run all body functions. Blood........ I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain. Stomach... I should be in charge because I process food to the brain. Legs......... I should be in charge because I take the brain where it Wants to go. Eyes......... I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's going. Asshole.....I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste. All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very mad. To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and Stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever. Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body Day 6 -The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge. *MORAL OF THE STORY: NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE THAT IS IN CHARGE.* You have a fantastic memory. Sure it was your friend's bathroom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampent Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 hark hark the bombs are roaring must be the peas i ate this morning quick quick the lavatory door too late too late it's on the floor. Poetry :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossyrooney Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 The painters work is all in vain The ****house poet strikes again ---------- Post added 12-10-2013 at 18:53 ---------- To the sh*thouse poet When he should die, There should be erected, Broad and high, For his cunning And for his wit, A solid monument made of sh*t. ---------- Post added 12-10-2013 at 18:55 ---------- Here I sit in dull repose, That fart you left still burns my nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sand_dollars Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 The painters work is all in vain The ****house poet strikes again ---------- Post added 12-10-2013 at 18:53 ---------- To the sh*thouse poet When he should die, There should be erected, Broad and high, For his cunning And for his wit, A solid monument made of sh*t. ---------- Post added 12-10-2013 at 18:55 ---------- Here I sit in dull repose, That fart you left still burns my nose. Hark Hark I hear a fart where where over there quick quick get a gun fart fart too late its done I'm not slow, and I'm not dumb, But restroom signs, aren't no fun, Too obscure, my eyes are blurred, Which is which, can't tell a word, So put up a sign, with drunkards in mind, And make it clear, where to put my behind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david weston Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Not from a wall this, but 'toilet humour' non the less. A man waiting in the A & E gets up and starts to walk, stooped and shuffling. Two trainee doctors see him and go over. The first says " Excuse us asking, but my colleague and I were trying to ascertain what your condition might be. I think you are suffering with Haemorrhoids, and he thinks varicose veins are causing your difficulty in walking." The man replies. "Well, now then, let's see. You thought I had piles, and you were wrong. He thought I had varicose veins, and he was wrong. I thought I wanted to break wind AND I WAS WRONG !" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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