Tradescanthia Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 Nick Clegg was abducted by aliens, he drove them mad. They flew off screaming and vowing never to return. THE GUY SAVED THE UNIVERSE !!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wackyjaki Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 How many people here have been abducted by aliens? It has only happened to me a couple of times, but it was amazing as I recall. They semed nice. I think they were the same mob that nabbed me the second time around, which was just over two years before the first abduction. The last one happened around two years ago, so am I due again? Does anyone else get it done to them on a regular basis? are you on drugs or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tradescanthia Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 Funnily enough it always happens after the 10th pint of Stella. 'Wonder why ??........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wackyjaki Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 been watching too many sf movies i think or forgot to take your medication Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorkerSWFC Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 I wonder if it was an alien who had a crap through Cleggs letterbox and thats why they don't seem to have got any DNA Classic thread, not seen an Alien since last Christmas day (ET) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wackyjaki Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 thats a good one that yes i think it could just be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
websters gue Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 Crikey, prior to Friday it was six and a half years between posts. Surely a record? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carosio Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 Crikey, prior to Friday it was six and a half years between posts. Surely a record? That's because it's a six year round trip from the aliens home planet. They tried to abduct the mother-in-law last week but for some reason changed their mind. Drat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tradescanthia Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 I wonder if it was an alien who had a crap through Cleggs letterbox and thats why they don't seem to have got any DNA Classic thread, not seen an Alien since last Christmas day (ET) :hihi::hihi::hihi:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Siddall Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 I think I was abducted last night. I came out of the Graduate (Surrey St) after a pint or two, though i cant actually remember leaving it. I may have had a kebab but i'm not sure, may have got in a taxi, i have a faint recollection of forgetting where i lived so had to get out of it. Next i find myself in walking through Broomhall in the pouring rain, that's strange because I live just off Abbeydale Road, I don't know how I got to Broomhall, there's just no reason for me to be there. It meant a depressing walk home in that rain. My body aches all over and my feet are killing me. Bloody aliens!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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