Jeerumba Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 Fantastic. I like to think that the North and the South are now a little bit closer to each other. Maybe someone should send a similar message to other forums and collect the replies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R_kid Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Might I suggest starting at the West End of the North, 'The Wicker'? A stroll back towards the centre of town, taking in the fine drink and tobacco to be experienced at the Market Tavern, before going through the Burbery clad denizens of the Castle Quarter. A short walk up West Street will soon introduce you to the flower of Yorkshire's womanhood, who can be found uttering their traditional evening greeting of 'Business, luv?' in their dulcet tones. Should lap dancing be required, I believe the Sheffield Scandanavian Society hold a folk evening every Thursday. Bring your own reindeer. And you should never forget the ritual greeting that all visitors should make in the middle of West Street, at 11-00pm on a Friday night, preferbly after a local derby football match. Walk in to the centre of the street and, waiting for a lull in the noise, shout out 'You northern nancies. Barnsley is better than Wednesday, and Doncaster Rovers is better than United.' This should be yelled repeatedly until the attention of the locals is obtained. At that point, find a young lady with her beau, leer at her and pinch her bottom. Sheffield has two fine NHS Trusts, and a range of private health care facilities. Hit the nail right on the head. mate think the only thing you missed was be carful of our shandy its a bit stronger than the southern stuff lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEKRO138 Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 I'm not going to slag this guy off. Have you ever read American Psycho? He seems a LOT like Patrick Bateman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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