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johnsbucket

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SPERM DONOR SAM

 

JUST CROSS THE ROAD AT NUMBER TWENTY FOUR

LIVES A CHAP ON HIS OWN TROUBLED I’M SURE,

HAVEN’T QUITE WORKED OUT WHAT HE DOES FOR A JOB

BUT THINK IT’S GOT SOMETHING TO DO WITH HIS KNOB,

THE OTHER DAY AS HE GOT OUT OF HIS CAR

HE DROPPED WHAT LOOK LIKE A SPERM SAMPLE JAR.

I SAID SAM WHATS THAT THERE ON THE FLOOR

IT JUST FELL OUT FROM UNDER YOUR DOOR.

HE SAID GET FORTY QUID FOR GIVING A SAMPLE

PROVIDING IN THIS POT THERE IS AMPLE

A SAMPLE I SAID? I HASTENED TO GUESS.

OLD UMMHH YOU KNOW?, AND SAM SAID YES,

STRANGE SOME PEOPLE IT JUST GOES TO SHOW!

SO THAT’S WHAT OLD SAM DOES NOW I KNOW.

 

johns bucket 01/12/13

 

---------- Post added 10-12-2013 at 14:43 ----------

 

did say most were utter rubbish jb

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