NorthernStar Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 So what's it like to eat a friend and beloved member of your family, Cuttsie? RIP Terry (Rest in Porcelain) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuttsie Posted December 25, 2013 Author Share Posted December 25, 2013 So what's it like to eat a friend and beloved member of your family, Cuttsie? RIP Terry (Rest in Porcelain) Just to keep cart on't wheels I succumbed to one of Terry's legs. I did this so as not to seem ungrateful to the chief cook and bottle wesher. I did not enjoy Terry's leg as I kept wondering which one it was as he always stood on his left when having a scratch and furtil about with his right one. Her on't settee say's she will pack me up some Terry sandwiches when I go to football tomorrow but I have already decided to chuck them in the Don as I think that to eat more of my pal will only bring bad luck to the Owls as they and Terry share a bond in fact they are both well and truly plucked! Our Janet has just shown up and keeps jabbing me in the belly while making daft comments about me and Terry both being legless which is daft as I have only had two cans of Guinness apart from the sherry that is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francypants Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 I've forgiven you, peace and goodwill to all men......... and all that ! A very Happy New Year too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernStar Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Cuttsie, that allotment will at least in your mind be haunted with the ghost of Terry. Everything to do with that place will now prick your conscience, no more patter of little feet or pestering for food and all of little Terry's toys and mannerisms will be there to remind you of your dastardly plot to eat your feathered friend who's only wrong was to trust you. Poor old Terry's absence will be profoundly deafening and I bet even the birds won't be heard singing their morning chorus and your plants and vegetables will refuse to grow anymore. But hey, on the bright side he had a tasty leg so here's wishing you a Happy New Year:hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maz3 Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Terry was a virgin. Is that the same as a capon? We et one for us Xmas dinner anall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuttsie Posted December 26, 2013 Author Share Posted December 26, 2013 Cuttsie, that allotment will at least in your mind be haunted with the ghost of Terry. Everything to do with that place will now prick your conscience, no more patter of little feet or pestering for food and all of little Terry's toys and mannerisms will be there to remind you of your dastardly plot to eat your feathered friend who's only wrong was to trust you. Poor old Terry's absence will be profoundly deafening and I bet even the birds won't be heard singing their morning chorus and your plants and vegetables will refuse to grow anymore. But hey, on the bright side he had a tasty leg so here's wishing you a Happy New Year:hihi: I am not bothered I will sit in my hut and listen to radio four with desert island discs . As long as they do not have Dickie bleedin Bird on I am sorted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Belle* Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 You have just been viewing this years "Thread of the season" Alternative title, " The roastist with the mostist The cast: Allotment holders: Cuttsie-Gypsy Pete-Taggy-Tony the pigeon man-Don the gas. Turkeys:Albert-Warnock-Sid- and of course, Terry. Stunt co-ordinators: Taggy- Gypsy Pete Spiritual advisor: Nikita Other parts were played by members of the Sheffield Forum. No animals were harmed in the making of this thread (much ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bloke Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 You have just been viewing this years "Thread of the season" Alternative title, " The roastist with the mostist The cast: Allotment holders: Cuttsie-Gypsy Pete-Taggy-Tony the pigeon man-Don the gas. Turkeys:Albert-Warnock-Sid- and of course, Terry. Stunt co-ordinators: Taggy- Gypsy Pete Spiritual advisor: Nikita Other parts were played by members of the Sheffield Forum. No animals were harmed in the making of this thread (much ) I've got to agree! But it's also nice to see that the mods have contributed to the thread's success by showing some seasonal goodwill and not consigning it to "I'm Bored" where so many threads of this type seem to disappear to before they even have chance to become popular. Let's hope this continues in the New Year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draggletail Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 I've got to agree! But it's also nice to see that the mods have contributed to the thread's success by showing some seasonal goodwill and not consigning it to "I'm Bored" where so many threads of this type seem to disappear to before they even have chance to become popular. Let's hope this continues in the New Year! For me, this has been thread of the year I haven't contributed but have kept looking in for updates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retep Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 I've got to agree! But it's also nice to see that the mods have contributed to the thread's success by showing some seasonal goodwill and not consigning it to "I'm Bored" where so many threads of this type seem to disappear to before they even have chance to become popular. Let's hope this continues in the New Year! New year might be a bit late for currying flavours with Terry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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