GLASGOWOODS Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 He'd be dismayed by the church's. He'd probably have his last supper/fish n chips,in one of those converted churches now owned by Wetherspoons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfish1936 Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 He'd do something miraculous, like find wed*esday a decent manager. When you read the Gospels, you'll find that "Satan" suggested he do some miracles, such as turning stones into bread, or jumping off the Temple/ His answer was that that wasn't the way he did things, and so "get behind me, Satan!" (Luke 4, 1 - 13) Funnily enough, the things He did have been adduced as proof to believe in him ever since! Still, if I go to court, I'll be offered a Bible to swear on, despite it containing Jesus' command "Swear not at all" (Matt 5, 34) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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