Qualtrough Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 You saying she's fat? No idea, alarm bells ring when women talk about cake. One thing then leads to another. The fatter they get, the more often they cut their hair. Until they cut it so much they just look like a fat bloke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francypants Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 The proper way surely should be the dolly on the plate and then the serviette separately ? To be honest, sometimes I don't trust the people who wash the plates. Maybe they know this and put it on a serviette instead ? I know that in Starbucks sometimes their plates are a bit icky. Eek. Sometimes it is best to pretend I did not see it. Ick. I wouldn't want a dolly on my plate, not much room left for the cake !!!! Prefer a doily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salsafan Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 I wouldn't want a dolly on my plate, not much room left for the cake !!!! Prefer a doily. :hihi: Maybe it can fit both ?? (I did wonder on the spelling. I think I was too lazy then.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinz Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 It seems to be getting more common. This morning I called in a cafe for a coffee and chocolate cake. The waitress brought the cake over to the table with the serviette underneath. What is the point of this? To get to the serviette I had to move the cake which meant creamy chocolate all over my hands and a serviette that was as much use as a £5 watch. Also bits of damp serviette were stuck to my cake meaning 20% of it going to waste. Why do cafes do this. What is wrong with serving food on the plate and putting the serviette alongside. Is this some new fangled nonsense from the continent? You'll never get into that size 18 dress if you keep scoffing cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maz3 Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 It's common to say serviette. You should have asked for a napkin, then tucked it in your cleavage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpikeMac Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 You should have been in the library, studying for your finals. Or shivering in your student hovel. Or maybe not. Or you might have been living in Staveley, or the Peak District as you like to call it. Any of those things would have saved you from paper related cake horror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcoblog Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 I collect the napkins and make frenzied attacks out of them. Suffice to say, not all of them reach my self-imposed high standards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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