Jace Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Come Sweet Death......... One Last Caress...... One Last Caress of Death............ xMisfitsx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampent Posted January 19, 2014 Author Share Posted January 19, 2014 Come Sweet Death......... One Last Caress...... One Last Caress of Death............ xMisfitsx I just knew someone would quote that song ---------- Post added 19-01-2014 at 23:04 ---------- EDIT: It weren't a wonky "back door" was it? Nope :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampent Posted January 19, 2014 Author Share Posted January 19, 2014 EDIT: It weren't a wonky "back door" was it? Nope :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickw Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Nope :( Just trying to be funny ( and failing ) i'm sure you'll be fine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampent Posted January 19, 2014 Author Share Posted January 19, 2014 Just trying to be funny ( and failing ) i'm sure you'll be fine She had a ginger wig and smelt of gas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
medusa Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 You can pass on all sorts of things with kissing, although most of them aren't 'germs', they're viruses. All sorts of cold and flu viruses pass from body to body easily (although they pass from nose to hand to nose mucosa more effectively) and things like glandular fever (what the Americans call 'mono', AKA infective mononucleosis) pass efficiently too, to the point that glandular fever, caused by the Epstein Barr virus, is also called 'kissing disease' in some cultures. If her (or your) hygiene isn't great then all sorts of gastric bugs can also be spread by kissing. They're spread by faecal oral contamination, but not washing your hands adequately after going to the loo and then rubbing your face can be a very good way of passing them around. Am I making you feel any better yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickw Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 She had a ginger wig and smelt of gas or maybe not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaznay Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 did she put her tongue in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epic Fail Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 You've probably caught crabs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godzilla Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 You can pass on all sorts of things with kissing, although most of them aren't 'germs', they're viruses. All sorts of cold and flu viruses pass from body to body easily (although they pass from nose to hand to nose mucosa more effectively) and things like glandular fever (what the Americans call 'mono', AKA infective mononucleosis) pass efficiently too, to the point that glandular fever, caused by the Epstein Barr virus, is also called 'kissing disease' in some cultures. If her (or your) hygiene isn't great then all sorts of gastric bugs can also be spread by kissing. They're spread by faecal oral contamination, but not washing your hands adequately after going to the loo and then rubbing your face can be a very good way of passing them around. Am I making you feel any better yet? I'm a big believer in building up resistance. The more people and animals you kiss, the bigger the resistance. I'm snogging a greyhound as I type! ---------- Post added 19-01-2014 at 23:56 ---------- However, I might just rinse my mouth out with a glass of brandy before I go to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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