shanes teeth Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 I think this is outrageous.No Kit Kat ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barleycorn Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 This should help. Rules of the men's room jb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeeeves Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 Have you thought about employing a co-worker as a look out? Find out where this dude sits and get someone nearby to keep you updated on his ablutions, maybe you can adapt your routine to avoid contact with this unsavoury individual? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aliceBB Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 Well the week has been good. That was until about 20 minutes ago. He was there again, using the urinal facility right next to me. He definitely arrived later than me. I was already doing it when I saw that he was there. I was going to say something to break the ice, but after last time, I thought better of it and just did a sort of funny chuckle thing and pretended to be reading aloud. I just read these words what it said on the urinal device. Something ‘Armistice Shield’ or something. I then raced him to the taps and I won! It was bit awkward but I reckon that he’s realised how wrong he has been. It still wasn’t nice though so I went for a chocolate treat at the machine that we have in the kitchen area of work (it’s a big machine that you put your money in and it gives you a Snickers or an Aero or a Mars in return). Anyway, he was at the machine already. I felt awkward and panicked so I said “chocolate is good after the toilet isn’t it?”. He did that horrible twisted up face at me again and looked so mean. I can see these problems continuing until someone says something. You clearly have far too much time on your hands. Take a course in creative writing. With better sentence structure, your imagination could earn you money one day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppet2 Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Whats the first rule of using the toilets?? No talking How odd you men are. For women it's the complete opposite, we even visit the toilet together. You men need to take a chill pill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halibut Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Can this be moved to the 'I'm bored' section? It's clearly just a weak attempt at humour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinfoilhat Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 How odd you men are. For women it's the complete opposite, we even visit the toilet together. You men need to take a chill pill. I don't want to talk to someone whilst I'm dropping the kids off at the pool. I don't a conversation with someone else where it's punctuated with groans and splashes. It's you women that are odd;););) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohmyword Posted March 11, 2014 Author Share Posted March 11, 2014 Have you thought about employing a co-worker as a look out? Find out where this dude sits and get someone nearby to keep you updated on his ablutions, maybe you can adapt your routine to avoid contact with this unsavoury individual? Too late I am afraid to say. Thanks for the advice though. I went out to the pub in town at the weekend and he was there (at the bar). My friend had bought me these things called 'Triple Shots' which is basically lots of alcohol in a glass. I was drunk on these so went up to him (the toilet man). I said the first thing that came to me (I know, I know. Am a stupid man). I said something like 'I hope you're not here to watch me wee again'. IT WAS MEANT TO BE A JOKE!!! Sadly that horrible toilet bully didn't see it that way and swore such bad words at me that I don't even want to repeat it. I'm off work this week so hopefully it'll calm down. So spiteful that man is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamf Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 Whats the first rule of using the toilets?? You do not talk about toilet club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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