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I just got my haircut by a woman. Never let a woman cut yer hair because they are rubbish. Holding my hair and clipping like a kid :(

 

She said I was going bald on my crown (I am not a cabbage) and then said I would be bald by Christmas. How can I grow some hair back without spending all my beer money on a Terry Wigon? Heard you can rub beans/dog muck into the follies and the hair follicles grow back.

 

Any tips?

 

Opines?

 

Someone was telling me today about

, there's a free month's trial if you fancied it Rampers. It's some kind of shredded fibres that's supposed to cling in amongst your own hair due to static charge.

Or something.

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I just got my haircut by a woman. Never let a woman cut yer hair because they are rubbish. Holding my hair and clipping like a kid :(

 

She said I was going bald on my crown (I am not a cabbage) and then said I would be bald by Christmas. How can I grow some hair back without spending all my beer money on a Terry Wigon? Heard you can rub beans/dog muck into the follies and the hair follicles grow back.

 

Any tips?

 

Opines?

 

 

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Never let it be said help isn't far away..

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I just got my haircut by a woman. Never let a woman cut yer hair because they are rubbish. Holding my hair and clipping like a kid :(

 

She said I was going bald on my crown (I am not a cabbage) and then said I would be bald by Christmas. How can I grow some hair back without spending all my beer money on a Terry Wigon? Heard you can rub beans/dog muck into the follies and the hair follicles grow back.

 

Any tips?

 

Opines?

 

salt.

 

rub it in youre hair fuculeos and the hairs will get thirsty and come out for a drink

when they come out,quickly tie a not in them so they cant go back in :-)

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salt.

 

rub it in youre hair fuculeos and the hairs will get thirsty and come out for a drink

when they come out,quickly tie a not in them so they cant go back in :-)

 

I really can imagine ramps now in front of a mirror rubbing salt in in desperation.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

His scalp that is.

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I really can imagine ramps now in front of a mirror rubbing salt in in desperation.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

His scalp that is.

 

I know, what salt should I use?

 

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That has to be a joke shirley :suspect:

 

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That has to be a joke shirley :suspect:

 

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That has to be a joke shirley :suspect:

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