Stoatwobbler Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Got to be an improvement on Hazel Blears! http://www.theguardian.com/music/2014/mar/14/bez-happy-mondays-stand-parliament-salford Happy Mondays star Bez has reportedly announced plans to stand for parliament at next year's general election. The wacky dancer said he hopes to become MP in his home town of Salford, and plans to run on a platform of redistributing wealth, tackling cancer and dementia, and an end to all war. Bez, whose real name is Mark Berry, said: "If you're voting for me, you're voting as a protest about what's happening in the world at the moment." He pledged to end the current banking system, redistribute wealth, and promote a more sustainable environment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent Orange Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Clearly the drugs have taken their toll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mecky Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Clearly the drugs have taken their toll You mean by people starting threads on old news? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister M Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Got to be an improvement on Hazel Blears! http://www.theguardian.com/music/2014/mar/14/bez-happy-mondays-stand-parliament-salford Can anybody be worse than Hazel Blears - the diminutive and squirrel faced MP for Salford and original 'Blair Babe', who makes a virtue of riding pillion on her hubby's motorbike, fiddling her expenses, and proudly tells everyone that her brother is a bus driver, don't you know. I think White Dee would make an excellent MP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefface Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Can anybody be worse than Hazel Blears - the diminutive and squirrel faced MP for Salford and original 'Blair Babe', who makes a virtue of riding pillion on her hubby's motorbike, fiddling her expenses, and proudly tells everyone that her brother is a bus driver, don't you know. I think White Dee would make an excellent MP. Shhhh,don't mention 'White Dee', she's gone off the radar a bit and if we play our cards right she may slide back in to state funded obscurity, rather than being elevated to pseudo celebrity status. Mind you Max Clifford may be a bit distracted at the moment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stan Tamudo Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Hallelujah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shanes teeth Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Hallelujah :hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boothybabe Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Call the cops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawn123 Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 He's well intentioned. A bit like a GCSE Politics student though... If only it was that simple.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stan Tamudo Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 He's well intentioned. A bit like a GCSE Politics student though... If only it was that simple.. Bob's yer uncle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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