skinz Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 So you're saying the two things are mutually exclusive? Once you've fed ducks and wore tweed you can't bump uglies anymore? Bedders aint bumping anyone. Even uglies are a dream.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEDROCK Posted April 5, 2014 Author Share Posted April 5, 2014 Bedders aint bumping anyone. Even uglies are a dream.. Partially correct but I do have standards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melthebell Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 I imagine if you are having to pay for it you probably wouldn't be buying from someone over 40 would you? rooney did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tzijlstra Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 It expires???? OH MY GOD I HAVE TO CATCH UP BEFORE IT RUNS OUT! Genuinely though: for some it expires, for others it doesn't. I'll never forget my dad coming home from an emergency (paramedic) where he couldn't stop laughing, not the norm as you will understand... turned out that an elderly couple had decided to give bondage a go and the poor fella couldn't untie the knots because of his arthritis. He was 84. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEDROCK Posted April 5, 2014 Author Share Posted April 5, 2014 It expires???? OH MY GOD I HAVE TO CATCH UP BEFORE IT RUNS OUT! Genuinely though: for some it expires, for others it doesn't. I'll never forget my dad coming home from an emergency (paramedic) where he couldn't stop laughing, not the norm as you will understand... turned out that an elderly couple had decided to give bondage a go and the poor fella couldn't untie the knots because of his arthritis. He was 84. Randy old buggers !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfish1936 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 The French story: A middle aged man asked his mother at what age he could expect his wife to lose interest in sex. "I don't know" she said, "See if your grandmother has found out yet" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingdom Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 im 43 and things are still Go Go Go:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinfoilhat Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Depends what you're into. People are into all sorts of thing <<cough>> Rooney <<cough>> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEDROCK Posted April 5, 2014 Author Share Posted April 5, 2014 im 43 and things are still Go Go Go:D You make it sound like Murray Walker !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingdom Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 oh and bye the way contraception is not wrong lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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