How do you get rid of the smell of fish?

[cuttsie]

How can I get the smell of cooked fish out of the house?

Spend sixty million on a new Market. Then sell fish in it.

[anywebsite]

Buy fresh fish & cook it before it starts to smell.

[Super Hans]

Strike a match.

 

I've never understood why people eat stuff that stinks so terribly. How is that appetising? I ate fish by accident on holiday a few years ago because I thought it was chicken, I seriously almost vomited.

[GLASGOWOODS]

Ask any future fish visiting your house to have a wash, prior to their visit.

 

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Strike a match.

 

I've never understood why people eat stuff that stinks so terribly. How is that appetising? I ate fish by accident on holiday a few years ago because I thought it was chicken, I seriously almost vomited.

 

So you ate a fowl fish?

[allwednesday]

Try burning toast that seems to do the trick at ours! but it always sets the smoke alarm off.

[poppet2]

Try burning toast that seems to do the trick at ours! but it always sets the smoke alarm off.

 

Quite right, problem is, then how do you get rid of the smell of toast?

[amberleaf808]

Dump her or get a new girlfriend. Perhaps introduce her to the bath or shower!?!

To the report fraternity it's a Joke!!!

[allwednesday]

Quite right, problem is, then how do you get rid of the smell of toast?

 

Toast smells better than fish ! ha ha.

[Penney2012]

Raw onion cut in half. Also rinse cooking pots in cold water firstu