Rolf Harris guilty of indecent assaults

[DC89216]

He's done his time I guess.

[melthebell]

You mean you didn't feel like a weirdo before when he was sort of acceptable.

 

sort of

 

I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all.

Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.

Strange as it seems, I met in my dreams, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.

Here's what they said to me, 'Use your head, just see your life is very, very dull"

Well, I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all.

Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.

So I said to Nick, 'Nick tell me quick, what should a fellow do?'

He said to me, 'Boy, easy to see boy, you should try a cigarette or two.'

Well, I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all.

Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.

So I lit a fag, and I took a drag, then to my great surprise,

I started to gasp, and coughed like a rasp,

And everything spun round before my eyes.

Well, I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all.

Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.

So I said to Al, 'Al, be a pal, what do you really think?'

He said to me, 'Boy, easy to see boy, smoking's kid's stuff, pour yourself a drink.'

Well, I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all.

Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.

So quick as a wink, I took a drink, swigged a glassful down.

First it seemed to hit me, then it turned around and bit me,

And everything went all spinning round.

Well, I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all.

Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.

Well, here is the joke, when I awoke, it wasn't finished yet,

I noticed first a terrible thirst

And then a craving for a cigarette.

Well, I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all.

Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.

Well, take my advice, this smoking is nice and the drinking is really lush.

As you can see, there's no change in me,

I'm still as pure as the driven slush.

Well, I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all.

Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.

Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.

[badab1ng]

Rolf could be released in 6 weeks

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4481066/Rolf-Harris-released-prison-just-SIX-weeks.html

 

Who's taking his place ?

[melthebell]

probably somebody whos not paid their bedroom tax, or a cannabis user or somebody

[badab1ng]

more likely to be the green green grass of home.....................

[melthebell]

more likely to be the green green grass of home.....................

Tom Jones? :help:

[swede1973]

Tom Jones? :help:

 

So i read.

[Jeffrey Shaw]

But every time that Rolf nears a release date, he's re-prosecuted for another alleged offence.

[melthebell]

But every time that Rolf nears a release date, he's re-prosecuted for another alleged offence.

 

like a boomerang?