ohmyword Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 There is a café that me and Robert go to when it is time to have our lunch time (we sit in an office drinking coffee for our job). Now I don’t know about you but there is such a thing as pride in food prep in my eyes. Trouble is they don’t have that at the café we go to. Well, they do actually but this one member of staff doesn’t care! Have asked for panini with capers and also tuna but it came back with capers falling out and also butter smeared outside the main crust of it all. Also badly placed dressings. Robert got same sandwich from it were a different staff member what served him and his was OK. It was good actually. I had a couple of bites of Robert’s and Robert had a couple of bites out of mine so we sort of did a test. Question is what do I do next time this person gives me bad sandwich or something? Robert says push it on floor and do a ‘tut tut’ but I think send the person back to kitchen and remind the person that qualifications can easily be taken away from a person. What even are capers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barleycorn Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Simple, send it back. Re capers, aren't they some kind of zany plot? jb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonzo77 Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 HaHa.......I love a good joke thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattythefish Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 this must be a very special cafe:hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ballista Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 There is a café that me and Robert go to when it is time to have our lunch time (we sit in an office drinking coffee for our job). Now I don’t know about you but there is such a thing as pride in food prep in my eyes. Trouble is they don’t have that at the café we go to. Well, they do actually but this one member of staff doesn’t care! Have asked for panini with capers and also tuna but it came back with capers falling out and also butter smeared outside the main crust of it all. Also badly placed dressings. Robert got same sandwich from it were a different staff member what served him and his was OK. It was good actually. I had a couple of bites of Robert’s and Robert had a couple of bites out of mine so we sort of did a test. Question is what do I do next time this person gives me bad sandwich or something? Robert says push it on floor and do a ‘tut tut’ but I think send the person back to kitchen and remind the person that qualifications can easily be taken away from a person. What even are capers? This must be very distressing for you, I hope you will cope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheffvlad Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Is Robert the one with the toilet problem from your other thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olive Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Badly placed dressings? Sounds like they put the bandage on the wrong foot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattenmurg Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Next time, regardless of staff serving, don't opt for a foreign sandwich. Instead you could select a nice jack spud, perhaps with beans in the slot and salad on the side. Be careful not to spill any bean juice down yourself. Good luck with your cafe venture. Hope this helped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohmyword Posted June 5, 2014 Author Share Posted June 5, 2014 Next time, regardless of staff serving, don't opt for a foreign sandwich. Instead you could select a nice jack spud, perhaps with beans in the slot and salad on the side. Be careful not to spill any bean juice down yourself. Good luck with your cafe venture. Hope this helped. Foreign? No I didn't eat that though. I had a tuna and capers one and that to me isn't foreign. What even is capers? What's a jack spud? Slot? Fanx for the advising me though Matt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aliceBB Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 I think OP did it, in the scullery, with Robert, using the axe. In his head... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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