GOLDEN OLDIE Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Who can remember funny things their mothers used to say to them as children? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossyrooney Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Don't thee come runnin to me after tha breaks thi leg on that thing. ---------- Post added 09-06-2014 at 16:17 ---------- Take two if you want one love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrishall Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 'Nobody misses a slice off a cut loaf' (In reference to adultery) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DUFFEMS Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 I've telled thi once, twice, three times, I shan't be so long afoore I tell thi ageean! (said to child after repeatedly warning him not to do something). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wynne Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 If yer dunt wash yer ears, yer will be growing potatos in em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyer Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Who can remember funny things their mothers used to say to them as children? If your mother was a women ALL her saying would be illogical:hihi::hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jean1955 Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 get of that cold step youll get piles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hillsbro Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 ...and put some socks on or you'll get chilblains. Q. "What's for tea, mum?" A. "Pickled herring feet and bow-legged chicklings". Three of my grandma's favourites were "That's a bobby dazzler", "That'll warm t' cockles of your heart" and That'll keep t' dust out of your eye corners". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossyrooney Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 He wor chuffin rhubarb, Ahv spent a happier hour with toothache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuttsie Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Dus tha want a crack cus tha'l get one in a minute . Don't get run ore wi them mucky pants on. Put wood int oil. [please close the door]. Tint int tin. If tha dun't shurrup roorin il'e gi thi summatt to roor for. I din't see him while he were ont top or me. Im under doctor. Don't get run or. Who wash she we wash she we hersen. He's gone to see a man about a dog. Three runs at cupboard door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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