anywebsite Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Any tips on how to put them off? I tried growing a beard, then it became fashionable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longleyman Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Yes, a lot of women like sociopaths ask Charles Bronson! ---------- Post added 09-07-2014 at 19:53 ---------- Your veined naivety is beginning to wear thin. Sorry! For sermons amend to read lectures. Can you take a hint? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLASGOWOODS Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 I asked the missus to describe me in 3 words. She said: Sexy Reliable Good fun (ok that's 4) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronthenekred Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 I asked the missus to describe me in 3 words. She said: Sexy Reliable Good fun (ok that's 4) Be honest, you were having a conversation with the hoover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLASGOWOODS Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Be honest, you were having a conversation with the hoover. No! I was going to ask for 5! But, didn't want to push my luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maz3 Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Don't wear socks in bed. I'm not kidding ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sibon Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 What type of woman does your hypothetical Sheffield bloke want to take home to meet his parents? I've only got one parent, so I'm probably not best qualified to answer your question. In my case, a living, breathing one with some limb flexibility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Not the type he'd expect, or hope, his parents to approve of I've only got one parent, so I'm probably not best qualified to answer your question. In my case, a living, breathing one with some limb flexibility. That's all well and good, but I was hoping for more on that fascinating and thoroughly modern dichotomy suggested by poppet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sibon Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 That's all well and good, but I was hoping for more on that fascinating and thoroughly modern dichotomy suggested by poppet. I don't know. I thought that the desire for the lack of rigor mortis pretty much made my requirements modern. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 I don't know. I thought that the desire for the lack of rigor mortis pretty much made my requirements modern. Higher standards than Jimmy Savile. Good to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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