venger Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 So the poem is working and growing in size, Steeped in humour and wit so far the replies, A little surprised by only nine responses, So start tapping kids and stop being ponces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxon51 Posted March 3, 2004 Author Share Posted March 3, 2004 The country's sport capital now it would seem But not cos of soccer, aint got no good team We've sports halls and race tracks and stadiums galore And a sport with Canadians, and ice on the floor. For those who're less sporty and don't like to sweat Who's idea of fitness is walking the pet Remember, when Rover wants poo poo, and barks There's acres of woodland and dozens of parks. And if you're as proud as a 'Sheff' ought to be I'm sure with this request you're bound to agree When Rover has squatted and done number twos Don't leave it behind so it sticks to my shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxon51 Posted March 3, 2004 Author Share Posted March 3, 2004 And speaking of parkland and lush, verdant woods So full of young children and yobbos in hoods We mustn't forget, in our haste to complain That its there for us all and we all stand to gain. This city is greener, and this is a fact Than any of the others since our clean air act And this we should greet with a hail, hearty cheer With a good pint of Stones, cos we've got the best beer. But watch where you drink it, you know it makes sense For the better surroundings you'll pay a few more pence Cos cheap pubs can cost you the use of your arms Whereas good pubs reward you, clean glasses and charms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pauly Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 2 years since I moved back to this our steel city, After 8 years away our town ain't quite as sh*tty Peace Gardens refashioned with plush fountains upon it, Where tramps can no longer drink, p*ss and vomit. An egg box once stood where a new structure arises Our taxes gone where? For guessing, no prizes! Winter Gardens in plate-glass, steel, wood and stones Though it still looks to me just like dinosaur bones. The cleanup of Sheffield does seem in full swing, Although some folks in Sheffield, boy do they ming! My pet hate on the bus is when someone sits near, And smells like they've never been washed in a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spangle Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 There is in Sheffield, it may surprise you to hear, a Golden Triangle, for lovers of beer. Real Ale's what i'm talking, the drink of Real Men, and brown trouser beer twitchers, with notepad and pen. Point A is The Cask, otherwise known as the Cask and Cutler, a real home from home. Point B is The Gardeners, the Gardeners Rest, on hot summer days its beer garden's the best. The New Barrack Tavern, can be found at point C, Completing the triangle. Are you followin me? Now I have only one worry . That's what is the cost? In the Golden Triangle how many men have been lost?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phanerothyme Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 it's the empty seat, no mean feat. drunk on the bus, next to us we'll move away, stand and sway. while on he dreams... splashing happily in alcohol streams. nose in a book reflected look "not bad?". "how sad!" kids push past laughing, one last stop until, standing still on the kerb, find saved herb. then plough on again collar up against the whipping rain wear that path, back to the hearth. keys, open door and drip on the floor offspring springs telephone rings everyone fed and off to bed apart from me, a cup of tea. and up two flights to sit and type by pallid light so at my journeys end regards I send . from my brick ledge in nether edge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cycleracer Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 We say our views as they come across strongly How about talking abit about Longley. A leafy place with a large hilly park Where you no longer venture after dark. The days still short, the skys are grey, Theres fun on the forum where we can have our say. Its hard to think about something that will rymme. Wish i had the brains of Phanerothyme. But he's the one to take the blame, when i can never pronounce his ruddy name. When Geoffs on i don't wish to pry but did'nt he used to host Bullseye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxon51 Posted March 5, 2004 Author Share Posted March 5, 2004 This city's wide, its very wide Some thirteen miles from side to side With different cultures, creeds and races Same ambitions, different faces. So let's be proud of what we've got Let's not put others on the spot We'll integrate, unlike the rest, And shout out loud, "We are the best". Imagine life without these cultures Sheffield dead, a haunt of vultures Same old faces, same old voices Boring accents, lot less choices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxon51 Posted March 5, 2004 Author Share Posted March 5, 2004 But that's enough of the serious stuff Don't want to be known as a scholarly chuff So I'll look at life from the lighter view And add another verse or two. Has anyone noticed that when it rains The water never goes down the drains When about these puddles you do complain "Sorry pal, its cus o' t' rain". Reporting once a faulty light Out in the street, ON, day and night The girl on the phone asked "Where's it at?" Told her,.... but she weren't content with that. "You need to tell me, what's its number?" "Can't see it from here." still groggy from slumber "We need it you see, so we know where it's at." "It's the one that's LIT UP you gormless bat!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxon51 Posted March 5, 2004 Author Share Posted March 5, 2004 With a hay, and a ho, and a nonny nonny no Its of to the Peak Dis-trict we go Past leafy suburbs, fields and sheep Up narrow lanes and hills so steep. The reservoirs look good today See how the boaters frolic and play And what's that there up in that tree? Why, its a flasher, and he's flashing at me. So off we drive at speed a-pace To find another, safer place But what's that smell? The car it fills Forgot Jack's travel sickness pills. "Are we there yet," someone moans "Want a toilet," Tears and groans In a layby, full of woes Eaten alive by mos-qui-tos. Then off we go we're nearly there The wonders of the Peak we'll share A pastoral scene so beautiful What's this? The bloody car park's full! And in a voice half kind, half gruff "Sod this kids, I've had enough." "Let's go home and have our tea." "Dad, I want another wee!" Taking corners very fast Thank God for that we're home at last "Now thank your dad," the wife will say "For taking you all out today." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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