saxon51 Posted March 10, 2004 Author Share Posted March 10, 2004 A smoking ban across the land? So let's look at the facts Less hospitals To cure our ills Cos we've lost the smokers' tax. But hey, what's this? Avast, behold They've had a great idea Let's not be rash We'll still have cash Let's slap the tax on beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidla Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 GM crops, what do you think? Are they good or do they stink? Post you thoughts, it's up to you. Would you like a GM stew? Some think they're good, some think they're bad, Some think it's all a crazy fad. I'd like to hear from both sides, On this forum no-one hides. Some contraversial posts from t020, And some punches you'll want to throw. So post away, you might just find, With GM foods you have peace of mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxon51 Posted March 10, 2004 Author Share Posted March 10, 2004 GM foods may not be bad When you get down to it Compared to things From Burger King's And what their chefs do to it. I've had stuff from KFC And though you think me barmy I'm still alive I did survive So nothing else can harm me. And anyway, these GM folk Who do they think they are? I may be thick But should'nt they stick To making GM cars?!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxon51 Posted March 10, 2004 Author Share Posted March 10, 2004 This forum's here for everyone But there's one thing I can bet ya You offend And we will send DaBouncer round to getcha!! Break the law by dropping names And you will come a cropper Duty bound We'll send around The Spook, cos he's a copper. If these two blokes don't sort you out We still won't give up tryin' Cos in will come The merciless one The Foxxx will leave you cryin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxon51 Posted March 10, 2004 Author Share Posted March 10, 2004 Where's me quids gone, what's this Euro? EU flag looks ****e! Straight cucumbers Metric numbers Driving on the right? Brand-name changes every where The Frogs we try to please Once was JIF Now its CIF Ain't that a disease?!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pretty_woman Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 from brightside i wander down hills and oer yonder to see desolation ,not meadowhall wonders impress me it never upset me forever i think of the steel and the jobs that were forever to see them fine statues and kids with no values hanging around them no respect and no thankyous understand they will never respect them,yeah "whatever" the hardships men suffered to build us this city now stands on its ruins shops ,cafes and kids chewing lots of love pretty woman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theHook Posted March 13, 2004 Share Posted March 13, 2004 I’ve watched my father tame the fire Seen my dream sing to me; lifting me higher He stopped for moment to say nothing new “Son, dreams for people like you, never comes true” I’ve watched artists create a great painting And I stared at them while they close their eyes dreaming I too started to do some soul searching Dreaming for someone in this world to pull through I’ve walked in this life as if life was a tavern Leaving behind loved ones who were uncertain Of they’re own lives and I tried, as I always do But their hearts have been asleep for too long to pull through I’ve watched the clouds fly by while I was crying Tears fell as I looked up to the sky, wonder where God is hiding To ask why He gave me a voice in a world that’s sleeping To suddenly find someone gives me the stage and opening the great curtain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxon51 Posted March 13, 2004 Author Share Posted March 13, 2004 I may add verses here today Just thought I'd let you know I'm still around And duty-bound And got no place to go. My inspiration I must find On threads that are here posted I'll have a ball And read them all Whilst eating brown bread, toasted. So in the meantime all of you Might like to have a go But keep it clean Know what I mean? Or Geoff will let you know!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxon51 Posted March 14, 2004 Author Share Posted March 14, 2004 Running slowly, breathing's hard Feeling like a lump of lard Cough, wretch, splutter, gasp and gag God I think I need a fag. Matches ready, fag in gob Lean on tree just like a yob Nonsmokers stare and scowl a bit But I don't care, don't give a ****. And while they scowl in my direction As if they are folks of perfection I laugh out loud, my thigh I slap As they walk straight into a pile of cr@p. So off they go and step indoors With dog poo on their nice clean floors My crafty fag they will forget But the dog owner they'll hate, I bet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxon51 Posted March 14, 2004 Author Share Posted March 14, 2004 Here's a thing that leaves me thinking Now help me here, please do When there's only one fool in there Who're they chatting to? The chat room's what I'm talking 'bout I don't go in there much But when you're on your own in there How do you get in touch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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