saxon51 Posted March 14, 2004 Author Share Posted March 14, 2004 Viagra, how I hold thee dear My life is now worthwhile Standing tall On show to all And strutting round with style. My wife however disagrees She thinks the tablets stink She begs me lots To wash the pots But I can't get near the sink! They cure a lifelong problem though Which every night I dread A pill I pop And it will stop Me rolling out of bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halevan Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 Outlook express is so very bad, Severed connections make me sad, Bt Yahoo, say do this and that, But everytime I do, it leaves me flat, So come on Bt, sort it out, Or I shall move to Tisceli, Without a doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxon51 Posted March 15, 2004 Author Share Posted March 15, 2004 Come on pretty_woman lass I need some competition Your task is hard I'm on my guard My fav-our-ite position! So far though your thread is brill Makes really magic reading Its difficult Not to insult Especially one's breeding!! I don't know many forum folk But me you do enlighten I've read their names Followed their games And sometimes me they frighten!!! So keep it up, and don't pack in Encouragement you're getting You'll do just fine Cos every line Is perfect for this setting!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phanerothyme Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 another thread led me here we ain't finished I'll get m'arse in gear... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zebra Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 I wasn't here when this began But now Im another addicted fan The forum poem is long in verse Another stanza couldn't make it worse It took ages to read the previous lines I couldn't wait to add on mine So here it is, my contribution Hopefully no cause of retribution Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phanerothyme Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 ka-ching! or is it ker-plunk? I was thinking we were sunk! but from the far end of the alphabet comes zebra - he'll save us yet! so tell me zebra whilst its late the sort of poems that you hate the kind of prose that sends you reeling what makes you swell with feeling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FairyNormal Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 I hate that sloppy, lovey stuff It makes me want to vomit I'd send the authors up to space And blast them with a comet! I much prefer the real life kind The ones with grit and turmoil The good, the bad the sometimes sad The stuff that makes your blood boil! I have been known to write a bit The written word, I love it But as for all that sloppy stuff You know where you can shove it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zebra Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 I studied English Lit at Uni Found the authors mostly looney War poets make me really cross With constant reams of total dross All they write is dark and sad Reading it just makes me mad Give me any other rhyme Reading it will pass my time I've written poems in the past (This one is my present last) In the meantime, dearest Phan I'm a lady, not a man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phanerothyme Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 the personal pronoun of persons unknown is bound by convention to be under contention a stab in the dark may be good for a lark when guessing the gender of a (forum) member no offence intended apologies sended will use "she" instead in all my threads diluted solar radiation leaves me cold put spring in my step crisp leaves flurry feet sudden nasal chill and in between, shivering Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zebra Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 An excellent display of well chosen words Another response would have been quite absurd I realise you're human, of the same race I'll continue my prose now, watch this space 'A city built on seven hills like Rome But this is here, and this is home' A show at the Crucible featured these lines I cannot claim that they are mine Imagine a gladiator here in our town Muscles heaving, skin golden brown Everyone watching, the girls and the boys Can I have Brad Pitt, just like in 'Troy'? The chariots would ignore all the traffic lights Desperate to be the first at the fights Parking at the Arena - a bigger joke Imagine the jam if one of them broke? Roundabouts would be a thing of the past Chaos everywhere (with me probably last) Sunbeds would have a financial boom While sealing a cancerous, painful doom Ponds Forge would be an interesting place The men all in saunas (now me in first place ) I peep in the windows, rub off the steam Then I'd be smiling, face at full beam! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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