poppet2 Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 (edited) Never underestimate birds. This pigeon solved the banana and the box problem. I wonder how old a child would have to be before it could solve this problem? 1.10 Edited February 28, 2015 by poppet2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Joker Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 Was it a London pigeon or a country pigeon? I expect the townie would be cleverer, but the country one is cleaner, naturally fed, and tastes better in a pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppet2 Posted March 1, 2015 Author Share Posted March 1, 2015 Was it a London pigeon or a country pigeon? I expect the townie would be cleverer, but the country one is cleaner, naturally fed, and tastes better in a pie. Why would the Townie pigeon be cleverer than the country bumpkin pigeon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Joker Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Why would the Townie pigeon be cleverer than the country bumpkin pigeon? "Cleverer" is probably the wrong word. The townie was brought up in London. It's ruthless, feral and cunning, like anything brought up in a violent city. It feeds by pecking up bits of sick puked up by drunken Cockneys. The country bumpkin is a much simpler bird, living off nuts and berries from a farmers field. The only danger it faces is the odd scarecrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aliceBB Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 (edited) Nonsense. Rural pigeons have to work just as hard to stay alive as urban ones do. Edited March 1, 2015 by aliceBB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Joker Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Nonsense. Rural pigeons have to work just as hard to stay alive as urban ones do. As long as they still taste better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcoblog Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 A major problem here ... judging by the size of the banana (which is pretty much a constant), the 'pigeon' must be around four foot tall. This leads me to believe that the 'pigeon' in question can be none other than our dear friend the 'Hillsborough Tree penguin' in disguise. Given that it's capable of disguising itself before undertaking the audacious theft, it's pretty obvious that it's intelligent enough to to not only climb on top of the box, but also (in unseen footage) to actually build the box itself in carpentry night classes. Another clue is a (gigantic) pigeon would fly up to nick the banana ... a feat a Tree Penguin (or any other member of the Sphenicscidae family) is totally incapable of ... hence the box. Admittedly, there are no banana trees in Hillsborough (to my knowledge), but Morrison's is, and bananas very often go missing off the fruit display there. I rest my case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aliceBB Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 A major problem here ... judging by the size of the banana (which is pretty much a constant), the 'pigeon' must be around four foot tall. This leads me to believe that the 'pigeon' in question can be none other than our dear friend the 'Hillsborough Tree penguin' in disguise. Given that it's capable of disguising itself before undertaking the audacious theft, it's pretty obvious that it's intelligent enough to to not only climb on top of the box, but also (in unseen footage) to actually build the box itself in carpentry night classes. Another clue is a (gigantic) pigeon would fly up to nick the banana ... a feat a Tree Penguin (or any other member of the Sphenicscidae family) is totally incapable of ... hence the box. Admittedly, there are no banana trees in Hillsborough (to my knowledge), but Morrison's is, and bananas very often go missing off the fruit display there. I rest my case. We so need a 'like' button.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denlin Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 It could well be Bobby Mk II in disguise, the son of the poor bird who met his demise in the helicopter fiasco, I heard he'd mutated after a forage into the marmite mines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Hans Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 That's why they hang around outside Greggs, they want to interact with their intellectual human counterparts that frequent there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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