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Mr and Mrs Illuminati live in a cottage at Great Longstone. Old Mr Illuminati still prints dollar bills in his garage, even though he's only got the one eye ... the other one lost when he tripped and impaled it on the top of the Great Pyramid, whilst holidaying in Egypt. Nice couple.

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Who would think grown men go around wearing aprons, their trouser legs rolled up, with a noose round their necks and holding a dagger. Oh yes...that's just the Masons.

 

Or is it that lot that dance around a giant owl god in red robes and cowls at their secret ceremonies in America? Oh no, that's just the American presidents and bankers at Bohemian Grove with their Cremation of care ceremony...

 

Look it up.

 

So why is the Illuminati so hard to believe in...?

We're ruled by meglomaniac nutters.

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the cremation of care is a very odd thing indeed.

If your neighbours burnt effigies of children in their back garden whilst performing rituals you'd probably give them a wide birth.

 

But when its presidents and cohorts it's all excusable.

Saying that, is it anymore ridiculous than accepting that the queen is appointed by god?

 

Overall I think it's very likely that some form of illuminati is/was in existence. secretive organisations; religious groups, capitalist groups, political, royals, all undeniably exist and they have been influencing and controlling what they could. Are they all illuminati influenced? I'm not so sure but It doesn't take a massive leap of the imagination to see how they could be.

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