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3. Ban people from having cats that live on main roads.

 

Do cats often live on main roads?

 

---------- Post added 09-06-2015 at 15:26 ----------

 

How do people in full time work manage to find new jobs?

 

They take a days holiday, or half a day, in order to attend interviews don't they? Generally at least.

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Do cats often live on main roads?

 

---------- Post added 09-06-2015 at 15:26 ----------

 

 

They take a days holiday, or half a day, in order to attend interviews don't they? Generally at least.

 

Har Har Har.... you know what I mean :P

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Do cats often live on main roads?

 

---------- Post added 09-06-2015 at 15:26 ----------

 

 

They take a days holiday, or half a day, in order to attend interviews don't they? Generally at least.

 

30 hours of community service would give you 10 hours spare a week (compared to a full time worker) ..plenty of time for a half day off there..

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That's the most stupid one I ever heard.

 

Hahaha!

 

I like it.

 

My 3...

 

1/ All mutts should wear a nappy when taken out of the home.

2/ Anyone who gets to the till in a shop, then decides to text should be suffocated, (after paying 5pence for a bag).

3/ All beautiful virgin ladies to lather my body in peanut butter,(smooth).

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