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This is serious, I just hope it doesn’t get deleted like the travel to Europe thread without understanding the reasons …

Anyway,

 

FACTS: I am British but not English. I was born and raised several thousand miles away.

Oh yes, British and proud, but please wait

 

Why do the Brits always paint themselves nice and beautiful when in fact …,

 

I was having this conversation with a neighbour ..a nice old man .. 85 years old .. he took part in WWII

Me: so tell me then, Napoleon was defeated by the Duke of Wellington, was he?

Him: he certainly was!

And where was that?

- Belgium.

- and what was the Duke of Wellington doing in Belgium?

- well … Belgium was a close friend of ours .. It needed help and we didn’t hesitate

- I see, so you helped Belgium because it was your friend?

- Actually we always have great many friends … except the idiots like Napoleon who thought they could take Europe without any resistance

- I see, so you always had friends?

- Exactly! …

- listen mate, …. You fought the USA

You had a big war with Spain

Or the French?

How about Germany?

Or Ireland?

Please … please …

 

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I am planning to drive to Spain Sept 2015, if you like to join hit pm

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This is serious, I just hope it doesn’t get deleted like the travel to Europe thread without understanding the reasons …

Anyway,

 

FACTS: I am British but not English. I was born and raised several thousand miles away.

Oh yes, British and proud, but please wait

 

Why do the Brits always paint themselves nice and beautiful when in fact …,

 

I was having this conversation with a neighbour ..a nice old man .. 85 years old .. he took part in WWII

Me: so tell me then, Napoleon was defeated by the Duke of Wellington, was he?

Him: he certainly was!

And where was that?

- Belgium.

- and what was the Duke of Wellington doing in Belgium?

- well … Belgium was a close friend of ours .. It needed help and we didn’t hesitate

- I see, so you helped Belgium because it was your friend?

- Actually we always have great many friends … except the idiots like Napoleon who thought they could take Europe without any resistance

- I see, so you always had friends?

- Exactly! …

- listen mate, …. You fought the USA

You had a big war with Spain

Or the French?

How about Germany?

Or Ireland?

Please … please …

 

So , you say you're British but you say "listen mate, …. You fought the USA"!

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I was having this conversation with a neighbour ..a nice old man .. 85 years old .. he took part in WWII

2015 now, WWII finished 1945 = 70 years ago. So he was 15 when he took part. I thought underage military subscription finished with WW1. I'm happy to be corrected though, no issues with that.

 

Or maybe there is a bit of poetic embellishment in the story??

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2015 now, WWII finished 1945 = 70 years ago. So he was 15 when he took part. I thought underage military subscription finished with WW1. I'm happy to be corrected though, no issues with that.

 

Or maybe there is a bit of poetic embellishment in the story??

Shhh! :nono:

 

Don't spoil it. You should know how everyone on here likes a good bit of poetic embellishment... ;)

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This is serious, I just hope it doesn’t get deleted like the travel to Europe thread without understanding the reasons …

Anyway,

 

FACTS: I am British but not English. I was born and raised several thousand miles away.

Oh yes, British and proud, but please wait

 

Why do the Brits always paint themselves nice and beautiful when in fact …,

 

I was having this conversation with a neighbour ..a nice old man .. 85 years old .. he took part in WWII

Me: so tell me then, Napoleon was defeated by the Duke of Wellington, was he?

Him: he certainly was!

And where was that?

- Belgium.

- and what was the Duke of Wellington doing in Belgium?

- well … Belgium was a close friend of ours .. It needed help and we didn’t hesitate

- I see, so you helped Belgium because it was your friend?

- Actually we always have great many friends … except the idiots like Napoleon who thought they could take Europe without any resistance

- I see, so you always had friends?

- Exactly! …

- listen mate, …. You fought the USA

You had a big war with Spain

Or the French?

How about Germany?

Or Ireland?

Please … please …

 

_____________________________________________________

I am planning to drive to Spain Sept 2015, if you like to join hit pm

 

 

 

You didn't know any of this? I can see the journey to Spain will be most enlightening. :hihi:

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This is serious, I just hope it doesn’t get deleted like the travel to Europe thread without understanding the reasons …

Anyway,

 

FACTS: I am British but not English. I was born and raised several thousand miles away.

Oh yes, British and proud, but please wait

 

Why do the Brits always paint themselves nice and beautiful when in fact …,

 

I was having this conversation with a neighbour ..a nice old man .. 85 years old .. he took part in WWII

Me: so tell me then, Napoleon was defeated by the Duke of Wellington, was he?

Him: he certainly was!

And where was that?

- Belgium.

- and what was the Duke of Wellington doing in Belgium?

- well … Belgium was a close friend of ours .. It needed help and we didn’t hesitate

- I see, so you helped Belgium because it was your friend?

- Actually we always have great many friends … except the idiots like Napoleon who thought they could take Europe without any resistance

- I see, so you always had friends?

- Exactly! …

- listen mate, …. You fought the USA

You had a big war with Spain

Or the French?

How about Germany?

Or Ireland?

Please … please …

 

_____________________________________________________

I am planning to drive to Spain Sept 2015, if you like to join hit pm

 

You know that it wasn't a British army that defeated Napoleon? It was an allied army lead by Wellington.

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