Phili Buster Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 The last time i managed to keep the call going for around 5 mins answering a wide range of their questions, i was giving them some random spoof answers, after a while i had gained their trust into thinking they had a live one here, so i then stopped the young lady and asked if she could answer me a question, she said ok. I asked how big her nips were, a stunned silence followed after the brief silence she said she did not understand the question, i then repeated it, she got a little flustered and declined to answer me, so i changed my question, I asked what colour knickers she was wearing, she the hung up!!!!!! A short time later i received a very abusive call from a young man claiming i had upset his colleague. so i asked him the same questions as before, in a more effeminate style, he was ranting and raving like a lunatic, meanwhile my family and house guests were rolling on the floor with laughter. god help the cold callers that come to my door, they are always guaranteed to be in for a surprise, lol Only 5 minutes, I managed to keep one of these idiots amused for 45 minutes until it I had to leave for an appointment. I informed him I was a certified Microsoft engineer and have never known a phone be put down so quickly. It was a bit obvious it was a scam as the address where I was did not have any internet connection or even a computer! He expressed such concern that I was having problems with the (non-existent) computer crashing or the (non-existent) internet connection failing. Still it passed the time for me as I had a snack and drink of tea as I waited to leave for my appointment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tzijlstra Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 They are just doing their jobs. You sexually harassed people just because you suspected they were fraudsters, I hope you don't live with any females Sorry, just to correct you here, these aren't people doing legit jobs, they work for criminal organisations trying to steal data and gain illegal access to your PC. You don't think burglars are 'just doing their job' do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotrock Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 They are just doing their jobs. You sexually harassed people just because you suspected they were fraudsters, I hope you don't live with any females Actually i live my wife who i sexually harass every day, and she never complains, mind you she aint trying to rob me blind, Oh wait a minute I CAN'T SEEE, LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Only 5 minutes, I managed to keep one of these idiots amused for 45 minutes until it I had to leave for an appointment. I informed him I was a certified Microsoft engineer and have never known a phone be put down so quickly. You do have to make sure they are not charging you for the call as some scams do work that way. ---------- Post added 31-05-2016 at 18:10 ---------- I've had uk based companies try the same thing. Me too more than once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad-dad Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 ..........................................god help the cold callers that come to my door, they are always guaranteed to be in for a surprise, lol Wearing nothing but a blood-stained apron and wellies whilst holding a meat cleaver in right hand and a cat, head to the rear, under your left arm. It's the cat's one-eyed stare that adds the final punch. If they don't clear off, you just squeeze the cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solomon1 Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 If you get called by a Sheffield Number and the voice on the other side claims to be from the Microsoft Service Department (Or any other Microsoft department) then be aware that it is a scam. It looks like our Indian callcenter friends have now found a way to spoof local numbers. In my case it was 01142439587 but it is likely they have a whole range of them. So please be aware that even if the number is Sheffield, it can still be a hoax aimed to take control of your computer and seek out sensitive data (credit cards etc.) Got this too last week! Luckily had already had contact with SF computer and tech folk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NERVY-OWL Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 The last time i managed to keep the call going for around 5 mins answering a wide range of their questions, i was giving them some random spoof answers, after a while i had gained their trust into thinking they had a live one here, so i then stopped the young lady and asked if she could answer me a question, she said ok. I asked how big her nips were, a stunned silence followed after the brief silence she said she did not understand the question, i then repeated it, she got a little flustered and declined to answer me, so i changed my question, I asked what colour knickers she was wearing, she the hung up!!!!!! A short time later i received a very abusive call from a young man claiming i had upset his colleague. so i asked him the same questions as before, in a more effeminate style, he was ranting and raving like a lunatic, meanwhile my family and house guests were rolling on the floor with laughter. god help the cold callers that come to my door, they are always guaranteed to be in for a surprise, lol quality:hihi: if it's one of those where it's obvious it's a scam to get into your computer then i love to try to keep them on the phone, only lasted 10 minutes so far though with them. surveys are abit different, always just say i'm not interrested thanks and hang up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solomon1 Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 The last time i managed to keep the call going for around 5 mins answering a wide range of their questions, i was giving them some random spoof answers, after a while i had gained their trust into thinking they had a live one here, so i then stopped the young lady and asked if she could answer me a question, she said ok. I asked how big her nips were, a stunned silence followed after the brief silence she said she did not understand the question, i then repeated it, she got a little flustered and declined to answer me, so i changed my question, I asked what colour knickers she was wearing, she the hung up!!!!!! A short time later i received a very abusive call from a young man claiming i had upset his colleague. so i asked him the same questions as before, in a more effeminate style, he was ranting and raving like a lunatic, meanwhile my family and house guests were rolling on the floor with laughter. god help the cold callers that come to my door, they are always guaranteed to be in for a surprise, lol SOOO Wrong And completely hilarious hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotrock Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Wearing nothing but a blood-stained apron and wellies whilst holding a meat cleaver in right hand and a cat, head to the rear, under your left arm. It's the cat's one-eyed stare that adds the final punch. If they don't clear off, you just squeeze the cat. You know where i live don't you, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scousemouse Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 .................perhaps I am lucky, I never get these calls. I could really have some fun!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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