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The answer to this problem is surprisingly simple.

 

Every driver in the UK should have a microchip planted in their brain which is monitored by a big computer with lots of flashing lights at some government facility. Should the driver drop dead or take his eyes off the road for more than 2.5ms, the big computer will flash lots of lights really quickly and the Borg will descend on the town/city in the vicinity of the car and assimilate everybody before the crash can take place. Eventually, Barnsley will be a Borg society and wage war on Leeds and Huddersfield with disastrous consequences for Crista Ackroyd and the look north team.

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