Alcoblog Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Don't know:huh: Could be something to do with the 50% oxygen and 50% nitrous oxide I so lovingly sucked on yesterday at a hospital appointment. Jeez! … you were lucky! Nitrogen quadroxide's poisonous isn't it? Strangely enough, I had a hospital check up today (honest!) and nearly died on my way there … a combination of smooth leather heeled shoes, copious rain and fallen leaves. Needles to say, yours truly went posterior over ladies chest decorations, sustaining a suspected colles fracture, until told not so by someone who knew what he was talking about, henceforward, making a speedy recovery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLASGOWOODS Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Jeez! … you were lucky! Nitrogen quadroxide's poisonous isn't it? Strangely enough, I had a hospital check up today (honest!) and nearly died on my way there … a combination of smooth leather heeled shoes, copious rain and fallen leaves. Needles to say, yours truly went posterior over ladies chest decorations, sustaining a suspected colles fracture, until told not so by someone who knew what he was talking about, henceforward, making a speedy recovery. Hahaha! I were high as a kite watching on the screen a great film titled 'Journey to the far side of Shane's Colon'. Seen it before earlier in the year. Even got the Doc to take a selfie of my tubes (see my Facebook). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppet2 Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Did you know Simon Cowell wears insert heels inside his shoes. That's why his trousers or jeans never look quite right on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLASGOWOODS Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Did you know Simon Cowell wears insert heels inside his shoes. That's why his trousers or jeans never look quite right on him. I think Tom Cruise does the same, but uses blocks of cheese instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppet2 Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 In answer to the question, No. I mean you only have to look at Jeremy Corbyn?:love: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3177326/I-m-actually-bit-embarrassed-Jeremy-Corbyn-blushes-status-Mumsnet-sex-symbol-Dumbledore-sea-dog-look.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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