Are Northern folk generally thick?

[Guest sibon]

I'm absolutely sure you do. In Tuscany also, no doubt.

 

I'd never lower myself to visiting such a place.

[shanes teeth]

Yorkshire born and Yorkshire bred

Strong in't arm and thick in't head

[Mr Miyagi]

I think you're boasting

 

Ey, Don't be rude. I didn't measure that. Besides my eyes arent up to the job or reading the millimetres scale

[Obelix]

Ive just measured myself, Im 8". Im not good with measurements. Is that thick?

 

...would that be length? circumference, or in extremis the diameter?

 

Inquiring minds need to know....

[Mr Miyagi]

...would that be length? circumference, or in extremis the diameter?

 

Inquiring minds need to know....

 

Standing with my back flat against a wall i measured from the wall (or my back) to the tip of my right man nipple.

I hope your inquiring mind is not too badly damaged by this description

Edited May 6, 2016 by Mr Miyagi
I can not spell. I can not spell. I can not spell.

[Obelix]

Standing with my back flat against a wall i measured from the wall (or my back) to the tip of my right man nipple.

I hope your inquiring mind is not too badly damaged by this description

 

 

 

No but I bet the disappointment in other quarters is almost palpable :-)

[yellowperil]

I used to think we sounded a bit stupid sometimes on tv until all these Essex programmes started!

We was,salty potato,oh.....my.......god! Etc etc.

Made me feel much better.

[Bestlad]

I don't mean everyone of course, just the majority.

 

Absolutely.

[Mr Miyagi]

 

No but I bet the disappointment in other quarters is almost palpable :-)

 

Lets just say part of me is thankful I am too lazy to hook up the garden hose to the car exhaust pipe.

[*_ash_*]

Asking this question on Shefield Forum is only going to end in tears.

 

I'll admit, I was in a bit of a rush when I posted this sibon. I originally ('thought-wrote') a much longer version, but this seemed to just get to the point

 

If they aren't thick, they will probably recognise an uproveable, loaded question and move on to a thread about Cyclists setting off Chinese lanterns whilst skipping red lights.

 

I tried to avoid it being loaded by adding this: 'I don't mean everyone of course, just the majority'

 

 

I have friends in Hartlepool who consider us thick for even thinking we Sheffielders are "northern" folk.

 

:hihi:

Edited May 7, 2016 by *_ash_*